You Know It Is A Bad Day When...
1) You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
2) You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
3) Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
4) Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
5) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
6) Your pet rock snaps at you.
7) Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
8 ) You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
9) Your car costs more to fill up that it did to buy.
10) Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
11) Airline food starts to taste good.
12) Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
13) Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
14) Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
15) The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

I found this funny list at http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy and thought I would share it with everyone. I only picked the ones that made me smile, so you can see even more at the website. I hope you enjoy it! I found a few more too that are also very funny, might post those later. Bye!

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