I have not been on forever! Way too much stuff to do. I finished my 500+ page book for my Ethnic Lit. class (See my blog entitled 'Just Another Day In My Life.' ) and now I am on page 231 of a 550+ page book called "Invisible Man." No, it is not about a real man who is invisible, that is another book/story. This book is by Ralph Ellison and is about a black boy who is trying to live in a white world. But, doesn't realize that white people will never accepted him for what he is capable of doing and that he can be just as good as a white person. That is way the novel is named "Invisible Man" because people refuse to see him. Just so you know, this book was written in the 1950's, so those were the issues back in that time. Anyway, that is only for one class so... still lots of work to be done. I just finished writing a 4 page paper for my History class, so I am also very happy to have done! Well, I don't know, I just felt like writing something in my blog.

Now I will leave you with some animated icons of TV shows: (Sorry if you can't see them, only some browsers are capable of seeing the animated icons!)

Only the one in the middle is made by me! The other 2 are from www.potobucket.com.

Ever Wonder...

1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
5. Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
6. Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
7. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
8. Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
9. Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
10. Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
11. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
12. Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13. Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
14. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
15. Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
16. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
17. Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Just another cute list I found on a site. Enjoy!

What Students Think About Their Teachers/Classes:

20. You can't cheat in her class because no one knows the answers.
19. His class was like milk, it was good for 2 weeks.
18. Houston, we have a problem. Space cadet of a teacher, isn't quite attached to earth.
17. I would have been better off using the tuition money to heat my apartment last winter.
16. Three of my friends got A's in his class and my friends are dumb.
15. Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won't.
14. Evil computer science teaching robot who crushes humans for pleasure.
13. Miserable professor - I wish I could sum him up without foul language.
12. Instant amnesia walking into this class. I swear he breathes sleeping gas.
11. BORING! But I learned there are 137 tiles on the ceiling.
10. Not only is the book a better teacher, it also has a better personality.
9. Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes.
8. This teacher was a firecracker in a pond of slithery tadpoles.
7. I learned how to hate a language I already know.
6. Very good course, because I only went to one class.
5. He will destroy you like an academic ninja.
4. Bring a pillow.
3. Your pillow will need a pillow.
2. If I was tested on her family, I would have gotten an A.
1. She hates you already.

I got this from www.ratemyprofessors.com (a great website to see if your college teachers are going to be good or bad!) I thought it was funny, so I hope you enjoy it!