http://www.critters.org/bonsai.html

This website is known as the "Bonsai Story Generator" and though it does not do a whole lot, it could be very fun and addicting. You copy selected text from anything and paste it into the window and press "Bonsai this text!" Your text will be rearranged into garbage that makes a surreal amount of sense and some of the sentences this thing produces can create laugh riots. Have fun with it!