new blog post....and some funny reads:D

HI you guys....I finally found the time to make a new blog...no sorry this will NOT be my Egypt centered blog...cross my heart.next one will..

I am still very busy with school...so I gotta say I'm SOO sorry for missing some of your blogs..I try to catch up as much as I can

Well....to the fun part....I took these from my BFF's webbi

A girl's first time (this is really offensive, and spoiler tags aren't working! PLEASE I don't wanna get a TOS for this!)

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin'?

haha

OVER NOW

Now:

What is the difference
between girls aged:


8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story

At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed

At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that'll be a story!!

Happy watching with new fall season on the door

Have a good day or night or whatever it is where you like