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Sunday, Sep 23, 2007

HI you guys....I finally found the time to make a new blog...no sorry this will NOT be my Egypt centered blog...cross my heart.next one will..

I am still very busy with school...so I gotta say I'm SOO sorry for missing some of your blogs..I try to catch up as much as I can

Well....to the fun part....I took these from my BFF's webbi

A girl's first time (this is really offensive, and spoiler tags aren't working! PLEASE I don't wanna get a TOS for this!)

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin'?

haha

OVER NOW

Now:

What is the difference
between girls aged:


8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story

At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed

At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that'll be a story!!

Happy watching with new fall season on the door

Have a good day or night or whatever it is where you like

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first!
Posted Sep 23, 2007 11:18 am PT
i have been busy with school to. lmao i love the age thing! omg i can't wait for the new fall season!
Posted Sep 23, 2007 11:20 am PT
Amy Well 3 more days or 2 or 1 whatever...u choose I would've added 78..but that might=dead
Posted Sep 23, 2007 11:29 am PT
and WOW 3 minutes...I've never been able to achieve that unless I was stalking the blog
Posted Sep 23, 2007 11:31 am PT
OMG i i was like freaking out reading that lol i got real confused haha.ive been really busy with school too.Hopefully getting a tooth pulled isnt as bad as that.
Posted Sep 23, 2007 12:11 pm PT
Hahahaaa
Posted Sep 23, 2007 12:13 pm PT
lol some funny stuff!
Catching up on school work sucks!
Posted Sep 23, 2007 12:23 pm PT
...
Posted Sep 23, 2007 1:57 pm PT
Ashley Well..I wouldn't know, I got all my teeth taken out at home...by me
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:09 pm PT
caritaz
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:12 pm PT
tvfan332 You're so not gonna tell me
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:13 pm PT
Lin ....I guessed
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:14 pm PT
hmmm maybe i was stalking your blog...maybe i wasn't.

i though 98 was dead!
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:28 pm PT
That little story of yur sounds like my first time you have a dirty mind and so do i cus i thought that was going somewhere else

hmmm, thats a very true chart, except i take women 18-55 to bed. There are some hot cougars out there ya know
Posted Sep 23, 2007 2:46 pm PT
Posted Sep 23, 2007 5:34 pm PT
Haha, both things so funny!!
Posted Sep 23, 2007 9:25 pm PT
Very funny stuff. I'm at work now, so that's cheered me up!
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:21 am PT
Amy

98 is more likely...but 78 is possible too
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:25 am PT
Batz naughty, naughty, naughty...I knew that YOU would enjoy that story..so which one were you..the afraid one or skilled one? I'm thinking neither

18-55 There must be, not assuming they're a lot though
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:31 am PT
Ashley
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:33 am PT
bairdo_25 Lol thanks...glad you enjoyed'em
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:33 am PT
petef20 Work sucks...glad you liked'em
Posted Sep 24, 2007 4:34 am PT
That story was intense some funny stuff there awesome blog Catch ya later Christine.
Posted Sep 24, 2007 5:00 am PT
Clever story - i laughed out loud and everyone looked at me and i say innocently "a story about the dentists" - well, it's true!
The age thing great too!
Posted Sep 24, 2007 8:45 am PT
When I was 13 I had a dirty mind too. (And I still do!) But I have to say, I find the posting of this particular story somewhat disturbing... Pervert dentist.
Posted Sep 25, 2007 8:26 am PT
yea i try not to make em too short or too long but some times i mak a long one every once and a wile
Posted Oct 3, 2007 1:48 pm PT
Ah I totally understand about school.

Those were too funny...haha. I loved them.
Posted Oct 5, 2007 11:41 am PT
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