Hello! We (well me) are typing this up at 3:23PM on an extremely hot summer day in....in...eggyville? wtf? oh well that will do. If you are wondering why it is "we" and not "me" then I will tell you. Joining me today is...is....is...Kellie? wtf? that's my sisters name, you can't use that! Joining me today is.....WENDY! (aka Hasermanity (awful username)) and we are going to talk about bananas!

Wendy says: Bananas are yellow! You can't trust them sometimes (they are sometimes mushy and disgusting) but occasionally you can get a good one. But that is the case with most fruits. Ummmmm my favourite fruit is the orange. I don't like b

(THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!(not wendy's))

ananas....

Choco_47: WHAT?! you don't like bananas?! oh well . Lets see.....I had too many bananas in my yogurt for breakfast yesterday. I wonder what they would taste like on a sandwich? With jam? or peanut butter? or, dare I say it, VEGEMITE! Bananas and vegemite *goes and tries it*

Wendy: Wow.... she's actually going to try it... O.o, Oh, there are no bananas... lol... well, joing ME today is Susan, She has black hair and black/brown eyes, pink lipstick and a purple dress. Id say she looks about 4-5 years old. She says ".............". Did i mention shes a Kelly Doll..???? shes abit fat...... I happen to be eating a tim tam right now... XD well, over to u yeha friend!!!!

Choco_47: I can't believe we don't have bananas. Maybe I can draw a picture of one and cover it in vegemite....but then it would taste like paper and vegemite....EWWWWW!!!!!

Onto more urgent matters: MY NAILS ARE CURRENTLY BRIGHT NEON PINK! This was not my idea...and I'm not allowed to take it off! I swear my friend is like a real life Alice!!!! Arrrggggghhhh! She gave me a makeover without my permission. Well, if painting my nails and attemting to pluck my eyebrows (owwwwwww) counts. Oh well.

Wendy: Oh dear, how painful... On the subject of "Make-overs" I have another friend here wioth me today. Her name is "Aubury" and she has orange-ish hair and light brown eyes. She is also a Kelly Doll. I think Kelly Dolls are a bit perverted. They wear full on make-up and dont have any panties!!! Although, most dolls are like that..... o.O..... Did i mention I'm writing a comic?? It's about an egg, called Eggyman, who is biten by a vampire and turns into one himself. Then he decides to use his powers to create a city, which is called "Eggyville", which is where my yeha friend and I happen to be. So as you can see, it's a documentry on the history of Eggyville. My yeha friend is recording a song on her keyboard thingy... she's very talented if you ask me. I wish i could play as well as her TT.TT. Speaking of playing, Aubury and Susan said that they are sick of being played with. Well, they shouldn't worry, because I'm sure that no one buys Kelly Dolls anymore, and if they do, it would be at garage sales or something... OMG! My friend who i like to call "Joyce" has apparently been flirting with me O.o u kno that chain mail that has the list of ways guys and girls flirt with u?? he was reading them while talking to me on MSN and he said he did most of the things on the list O.o the one he does most is "Trys to make me laugh even if it means getting hurt" but i havent noticed muchhh.. speaking of noticing, ive noticed that my yeha friend is ashamed. she said shes a horrible twilight fan because she didnt kno what page the line "So the lion fell in love with the lamb" was on. She said "I'm a miserable excuse for a twilight fan, and I'm going to cover myself with pillows" -___- silly... wow i wrote alot... *goes to get yeha friend so she can write something*

Choco_47: I do not think that is silly. I need more pillows....Wendy is discovering the mess my sister left on the floor. The mess of Kelly dolls. ugh. Anywayz, I LOVE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!! He is so....so.....so....*loses train of thought and faints*

Wendy: ughh... shes talking in her "unconsiosness" *cough* *cough* ill go kick her awake while The Zombie Kelly takes over for me XP

Zombie Kelly:.....................

Choco_47: That was a doll which I vandalized....

I would put a picture of a banana but photobuckets being uncooperative....Did you know you can get twilight themed backgrounds for your photobucket albums?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

There was no twilight stuff at the Gold Coast :'( (yes I did go ) my friend is a total thrill seaker...she would go on everything.

You very few people who are reading this shall now click on this link! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=EwjKbaKtYrA and you shall not watch the video. You shall listen to it while reading this.

Wendy is sitting down looking bored. I am typing. I love Edward! btw.... smarter child is annoying.....I want chocolate. No. I need chocolate. *goes to kitchen for chocolate*

Wendy: Edward. Lovely. and yes, smarter child IS annoying -____- hes reallly mean to!!! so is wilmar. They wont call me "The Check Master" or "Check Avail" they have to call me "Frilly" though... i like that... and they wont marry my yeha friend!!! shes heartbroken... but then again, she loves (omg, i wonder what name ill say next -___-) Edward... im feeling very sarcastic at this moment. thats the 2nd sarcastic coment ive made since i took over the blog!!! ohh well XD oh god... my yeha friend just freked out and scream "VAMPIRES DONT EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!! WHY AM I EATING CHOCOLATE???????" and went to spit the chocolate out... shes very weird... but not as much as my other friend who i swear is JUST LIKE NARUTO SOMETIMES!!! yet she HATEs him more than anything.... yesterday i was at her house and she was l8ike "We've ran out of ramen, we need more ramen!!!" and it was SOO funny and then later she was talking about how u have to be good at cooking instant ramen, and if u do this before that it wont taste nice and stuff... shes a funny person.. i was laughing alot. The weirdest thing is that she ABSALOUTLY HATES HIM!! I have a picture of him as my dp on MSN (of course!!!) and she'll say "EW" over and over if i ask if she likes it. my yeha friend is playing a REALLY pretty soundiing song on the piano... its called "River flows in you" (and no, its NOT bellas lullaby!!!).

Choco_47: Yeah it was weird because I was listening to my ipod as well...and then a really upbeat bubblegum pop song came on and it was really hard to concentrate. This blog is so random, lol

We should probably stop....wait! one more message:

Anyone reading this who hasn't read twilight: READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!

Wendy: KEEP MOVING FORWARD!!!!! hehe lol XD dattebayo!!

Choco_47: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

ome!!! (yes "e") anyways my nails were nearly painted fluro pink on tuesday afternoon my friend and I were in her pool cuz it was really hot out and yeah she seems to have this addiction to her pool.....I mean it was OCTOBER! btw it was nice. Back on topic D: we were blabbing on about twilight as usual when she suddenly said: "don't you just hate it when you paint your nails and it scraps off the next day?!" (she had a tiny tiny tiny tiny bit of her nail polish scraped off) so I'm like: " look at my nailpolish" and I showed her the remains of the shiny metallic orangish pinkish nail polish I put on back....wow...... back before my sister got her braces . And then she's like: "OMG! we should so paint your nails!!!!!!" and I'm like: "Uhhh....." and she's like: "green, purple, orange or pink?" and I'm like: " Don't you have like 50 billion shades??" (I swear she does ) "Yeah....but....." "but....?oh. FLURO" "duh. Oh we should totally do pink!!" but luckily.....she forgot mahahahaaaa thanks to the wonderful brain washing powers of the twilight trailer I have on my ipod

Ohhhhh and I also went to band camp the other week lol hmmn it would take forever to make and account of oh well we went to the shoalhaven coast it was fun! and we went bowling ohhhhh and I know a really annoying tale I can tell

So we were stuck at our cabins because the bus broke down (yes that's EXACTLY what happend) and we had to cancel our rehersal and have frozen pizza and timtams for dinner (yummmmmmmmmmy tiiiiiim taaaaaams) A friend and I decided that because we are a little more than obsessed with twilight (and it was that time of day lol ) we were goin to look for "Edward" haha. Anyway we randomly walked around teh beach and the cabins and the forrest and the grass and when it was reallly dark like night we pulled back some bushes, calling: "Edward!" and then there's this kangaroo staring at us like a metre away...AHHHHHHH! yes that's exactly what we did; screamed and ran away. Then we named that kangaroo Edward, lolz.

I also found out that the dumb school computers don't block the twilight lexicon. ome that is soooo cooooooool! and I could even post on the forums

better go cuz it's 10:51 pm and my mother will kill me if she walks out of her room right now to find me on the computer

So on Thursday my Dad took my sister and her friend and me and my friend bobsledding And I saw a dead kangaroo (again) and I took a picture of it But I haven't bothered to put it on my computer just yet soooo I'll post it later And I also took a picture of a live one because...well, it's kinda weird to take pictures of dead ones and ignore the others

The Bobsledding was awesome (as it always is). My friend had never done it before so yeah it was very interesting to see what she thought of it I remember the first time she really hated the chain lift because it took forever and was very uncomfortable That's true but you get used to it It was also funny how she went really slow on her first go but she was getting better and better. I still go way too fast for it to be safe lol On everyone's last go there was a hold up at the desent point There was this little girl maybe about 9 years old who was having trouble with her break So noticing how slow she was we all waited about 5 minutes before we pushed our brakes forward and took off. Still we ended up running into her She seemed to think that once you pushed the break forward the sled did it all by itself. *Yawn* what a stupid thing to think. Also she didn't quite understand the word "forward" because whenever we shouted at her to push it forward she pulled the sled to a stop. But enough of that...

On the way back we stopped at these waterfalls My friend and I were on the lookout platform and taking pictures of ourselves and the 50 metre waterfall. We got bored so we walked a little up the track (lol it was funny because my sister kept thinking that there were brown snakes under every rock)Anyway we walked up the track (and there weren't any snakes...that we noticed ) And where do we end up? ON TOP OF THE WATERFALL! ahahaha. We climbed down a bit And we could see my dad and my sister and her friend on the lookout platform and they were freaking out. Especially when we crossed the stream and climbed down a bit

The old people that saw us in the car park were even worse