So, I had a few blog ideas up my sleave. Then I stumbled across omegle.com. Its a site where you talk to complete strangers in a one-on-one chatroom. I have read some pretty funny convos that have gone on there. and i was going to try to have some fun, and post some of the funnier ones here. When, out of the blue i have the greatest convosation you could ever have....if what she told me was true. Of course i understand that this is the internet. Interent=Lies. She could have lied to me. I will never really be able to know unless i meet her and ask her if she remembers. I could be lying to you right now and and be making this whole thing up. That is completly up for you to decide. And i guess i could be guillible, but i think it would be funner to believe that i was talking to Megan Fox, than if i was talking to an imposter. Yes, you read that right. Megan Fox. I dont really know if i should put the whole convo on here. But knowing the chances that she would even care, knowing the chances that i was actually talking to her, I think I will put most of it up. For i already teased you enough ![]()
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: hiiiii
Stranger: ahh lol how are u ?
You: Five billion years old just like the sun
Stranger: thats pretty oldd lol
Stranger: but i asked how are u silly ![]()
You: sorry im so fail
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so what's ur name ?
You: My name is Charlie_Strife (note:Yes, i used this username...Its the name i use alot online)
Stranger: coool : )
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: u wont belive who i am
You: are you HIM?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
Stranger: LOTS of guys want me apparantly
You: ohhhh, so you are ....HER?
Stranger: yeahh ![]()
You: I'm so jealous
Stranger: ha well lots of girls are too
Stranger: ![]()
Stranger: im megan
Stranger: fox lol i know u wont belive me
You: Lol
You: then i guess your starring in that new movie called "jennifurs body?"
Stranger: haha yep : )
Stranger: im pretty excited about it
Stranger: u gunna watch it when it come out ?
You: yea...only since Panic!at the disco made a song for it
Stranger: lol so do u belive i say who i am ? : )
Stranger: hopefully cuz it sucks when i say im megan fox : ( ppl dont belive me and disconnect
You: ...well, why would someone like megan fox be on here?
Stranger: well im about to go actually i have to go to this little party that i rly dont wanna go too lol im sooo tired
Stranger: my one friend told me about it so id figure i try it
You: lol...i was just starting to believe you
Stranger: wat so u mean i were starting ? lol u are the first one that ive had an actually converstion with lol
You: well, i'm not that guillible, but i think i believe you
Stranger: omg rly ?! XD thank you lol
You: haha, if you could get me Panic! at the Disco's number i would beleive you even more
just kidding (Note: I just had to tryxD)
Stranger: haha : P
Stranger: id send u a pic but first off ud think id just get it off the internet and u probably already know what i look like
haha
You: haha. No, i live in a cave and so dont know who you are![]()
You: internet sarcasim FTW
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur funnyy
Stranger: so not that many celebraties go on here im assumming ? lol
You: haha, idk i just started going on here yesterday
Stranger: oh rly ?
Stranger: wow ur lucky ehh
You: ...but i think mostly pedo's only go on here (Note: this is true. So if you do go on this site bewere!)
Stranger: yeah so far if i say i was someone else like a differnet name theyd ask me for like nude pics lol
You: lol. i just disconnect the moment they ask if im a boy or a girl, or anything like that
You: or i just piss them off and give really smart answers
Stranger: lol ![]()
Stranger: ok well now i have to go to that thing : (
You: aww
What sucks about this site is there is now way to stay in touch after you disconnect ![]()
Stranger: haha oh i know !! next time im on the red carpet
Stranger: u can say hi to me lol i wont know who u are but just say something like remembe omegle ? and i will for sure remember you : )
You: lol...Like i'll ever be within miles of the red carpet ![]()
Stranger: u should be in a movie with me sometime !
lol
You: haha
Stranger: so anywayssss i gotta go now lol my limbo is here : )
Stranger: i love them !! XD
You: haha. i've never rode in one
You: but it looks fun
Stranger: so yeah ill talk to you laterrrrrr hopefully : )
Stranger: anyways hopefully ill c ya some day : )
Stranger: u'll see me in that movie hopefully : )
You: i'll come find you and see if you were lying lol (note: I did not mean it as stalker-ish as it sounded)
Stranger: lol i won't : ) haha
....So i tried my best to not make this a wall of text but i fail
So, I'm not a Megan Fox fangirl/boy so i really have no idea what to think. I would love to hear what you have to say. Do you think she was telling the truth? Do you think i made the whole thing up? Do you really just like cake? Is this an Epic Win or an Epic Fail? You decide.
-Charlie
Edit: I cut somethings out to make it less of a wall of text
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Trust me, I troll and fool people on Omegle all the time myself. I'm always pretending to be a chick.
One time, I pretended to be a hot blond chick named Lucy who was 21, played bass in a rock band, and wanted to hook up with a guy. I met this really nice dude named George who was 22, a little drunk, and very easy to talk to.
After talking to him for about an hour, he started talking about how glad he was to be able to talk his loneliness away with such a sweet girl like me. This is how I ended the conversation:
Stranger: Lots of crazy stuff on the internet, but I'm glad I found you
Me: Yeah, the internet is pretty crazy. I mean, there are hackers, pedophiles, and even dudes pretending to be chicks, fooling men all the time for fun.
Stranger: ...
Me: You know, dudes like me. That's right George, I'm male. Goodnight.
*disconnect*
MORAL OF THE STORY: HAHAHAHAHA POOR GEORGE
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