Check this out. Another case of Jack Thompson trying to f--- us all in our collective, murderous a--es.

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So I think to myself, "what would Jack blame if videogames didn't exist?" He honestly believes that any one of us could just murder any number of people, d---s hard with no remorse.

Would he blame board games?

Jack Thompson: "That young man was skilled in navigating the various multi-colored tiles, as featured in "Sorry!" by Milton Bradley. He would then proceed to kill off a school-mate, as though bumping over a colored plastic cone, and exclaiming, "Sorry!" as per the games rules."

OR

Jack Thompson: "He had already had practice popping on the plastic bubble, and looking for the number on the dice, because according to the game's slogan "It's fun getting into Trouble."

OR

Jack Thompson: "Perhaps he viewed all the school-mates he gunned down like the many plastic marbles his Hungry, Hungry Hippoes training had taught him."

If you all have any more suggestions, drop 'em in the comments section.