Alright kid's it's time for the first of what will be many lesson's about...well...anything, so turn that f&%$ing PS2 off and listen.

Today's lesson is about fire and what you shouldn't try with it (believe me). All the tips I provide come either from personal experience or other people's personal experience.

#1: Gasoline is not an accepetable substitute for lighter fluid when trying to light a charcoal barbeque. (My rowing coach tried this at our boathouse with very...explosive results.)

#2: Never throw more gasoline on a charcoal barbeque while it's still going. (We almost destroyed the BBQ trying this, it was my idea.)

#3: Muffins burn well, really well.

#4: Never try and pop one of those stovetop popcorn things over a bonfire.

#5: Golftees soaked in WD40 will not catch on fire.

#6: Supersoakers can be turned into flamethrowers.

#7: Never try and test a homemade flamethrower in a park in the summer. ( Thank god this wasn't my idea)

#8: Wrappers from mini Sweettarts packages burn easily.

#9: Extra long matches can burn as fast as regular ones.

Well that's all for now, next week, Explosives.

Okay, I think I've kept this in long enough...I'm a total Monty Python geek. I'll give you a better idea of how much I like their comedy.

I've seen every Monty Python movie: The Life of Brian once, Monty Python and the Holy Grail four times, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life twice, and, And Now For Something Completely Different twice.
I've seen almost every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus and I can remember the lyrics to many of their skits.
I've seen each member's Personal Best episode at least twice, I have DVD's of Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Monty Python Live at Aspen, Parrot Sketch Not Included: 20 Years of Python (introduced by Steve Martin) and the one episode they made for German and Austrian tv Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus.
I also have one of the Monty Python T-shirts that says "Nobody Excpects The Spanish Inquisition".
The only thing Monty Python made that I haven't seen is their musical Spamalot.

So there you have it, you're Canadian dragon is a Monty Python geek XD!

Oh and I've also seen Jabberwocky, one of their lesser known movies.

Wow, holy crap finally everything's over. Our club didn't do very well, none of our Jr B's (my age category) have been to the Henley before. Our quad DFL'd* in the straight-semi, my double came third in the heat and didn't qualify and our four came second in the heat, moved on to the semi and then DFL'd.
*DFL stands for Dead F*ckin' Last
The most memorable moments had to be fitting 12 guys into a van that was only supposed to hold 7, playing this crazy word game thing in Pearson Airport while waiting for the plane and making Suicide Juice in a restaruant, here is the full list of ingredients:
Regular, Garlic and Smoky tabasco sauce
Water
Salt
Pepper
Ketchup
Dollop of whipped cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Crayon pieces
Lemon juice
My spit (only me and a few other people knew about this)
The bid at the time had been $85 to drink the whole glass, I got $2 for taking a sip, one guy said he would drink it but only for $140 (God this was a bad idea).