As it seems to be a current trend here at GS, I will now proceed to diss Spork.

I don't like it. I mean serious make up your mind! Either you're one thing or the other. You can't say you're this... then change completely and be a totally different thing. That's being a hypocrite, and for that I say we should ban Spork. Yeah... that's the solution. A world-wide ban on Spork.

Don't get me wrong, it's useful for something. But does convenience override confusion? 'Cause what is it really? Is it a Fork? Or is it a Spoon? Or is it some totally new tool for eating dinner? These are the questions and arguements that come to my mind when I think of Spork.

Hate 'em or love 'em... Spork will always be around. As long as there are lazy people in this world who can't bother to simply switch eating utensils during a meal. Damn you lazy people!