1. (when caught-eye with a hot babe) "It is not that you see her see you checking her out, it is that you see her checking you out!"

2. Do beautiful people actually know that they're beautiful?

3. "What a Coincidence!" - Zhou

4. "When you ask a (random) hot girl to take a picture with you, you are really just admiring their beauty. They should, in turn, take it as a compliment." - Zhou

5. "i guess u are right... ivy just talks a lot... her body still a woman" - Chu

6. Everything's better when it's fantasized!

7. "All Purpose = No Purpose" - Zhou

8. Let's say a cop is having lunch at some restaurant while on duty... say... Yoshinoya. And as he's having his lunch, he receives a radio call telling him that there's a robbery in progress... Do you think he would first finish the remaining food? Throw it out? Or get a bag for to-go?

9. "The wisest thing a wise man can do is to surround himself with people wiser than him." - (I don't know?)