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[7.22] - Somehow, I met a girl who just recently broke up with this dude I hate. How did she look like? - Just imagine a blond version of Ugly Betty. In the dream, she was very chubby on the outside but when I looked at her through the mirror, I was able to see her true form - a skinny beauty with long hair (Shallow Hal, anyone?). Somehow, me, her, her ex-boyfriend, and his new girlfriend (who looks something like that Asian groupie girl from "Knocked Up" were on a double date and we had a good time. Afterwards, somehow, we were at this Christian bookstore. There we bumped into Kayne West, whom we have a feud with because my girl said something disrespectful to him. He didn't do anything to us, and we continued to shop on. Before the day ended, I asked her ex-boyfriend what he was doing tomorrow with his new girl, and he said he is giong to stay home during the day and take her out for dinner that night. It was then when I finally remembered why I have never been a fan of being a relationship - you always have to think ahead as "we." You no longer have free time as you will dedicate most of your free time to that relationship. And no matter where you go, you will most likely be spending time with that girl you are with. Cool if she's hot, but... if she's the winner of an Ugly Betty-look-alike contest, you've got to think twice.

- I woke up as the thought of breaking up with her began to flood my mind.

1. (when caught-eye with a hot babe) "It is not that you see her see you checking her out, it is that you see her checking you out!"

2. Do beautiful people actually know that they're beautiful?

3. "What a Coincidence!" - Zhou

4. "When you ask a (random) hot girl to take a picture with you, you are really just admiring their beauty. They should, in turn, take it as a compliment." - Zhou

5. "i guess u are right... ivy just talks a lot... her body still a woman" - Chu

6. Everything's better when it's fantasized!

7. "All Purpose = No Purpose" - Zhou

8. Let's say a cop is having lunch at some restaurant while on duty... say... Yoshinoya. And as he's having his lunch, he receives a radio call telling him that there's a robbery in progress... Do you think he would first finish the remaining food? Throw it out? Or get a bag for to-go?

9. "The wisest thing a wise man can do is to surround himself with people wiser than him." - (I don't know?)