[7.22] - Somehow, I met a girl who just recently broke up with this dude I hate. How did she look like? - Just imagine a blond version of Ugly Betty. In the dream, she was very chubby on the outside but when I looked at her through the mirror, I was able to see her true form - a skinny beauty with long hair (Shallow Hal, anyone?). Somehow, me, her, her ex-boyfriend, and his new girlfriend (who looks something like that Asian groupie girl from "Knocked Up" were on a double date and we had a good time. Afterwards, somehow, we were at this Christian bookstore. There we bumped into Kayne West, whom we have a feud with because my girl said something disrespectful to him. He didn't do anything to us, and we continued to shop on. Before the day ended, I asked her ex-boyfriend what he was doing tomorrow with his new girl, and he said he is giong to stay home during the day and take her out for dinner that night. It was then when I finally remembered why I have never been a fan of being a relationship - you always have to think ahead as "we." You no longer have free time as you will dedicate most of your free time to that relationship. And no matter where you go, you will most likely be spending time with that girl you are with. Cool if she's hot, but... if she's the winner of an Ugly Betty-look-alike contest, you've got to think twice.

- I woke up as the thought of breaking up with her began to flood my mind.

1. (when caught-eye with a hot babe) "It is not that you see her see you checking her out, it is that you see her checking you out!"

2. Do beautiful people actually know that they're beautiful?

3. "What a Coincidence!" - Zhou

4. "When you ask a (random) hot girl to take a picture with you, you are really just admiring their beauty. They should, in turn, take it as a compliment." - Zhou

5. "i guess u are right... ivy just talks a lot... her body still a woman" - Chu

6. Everything's better when it's fantasized!

7. "All Purpose = No Purpose" - Zhou

8. Let's say a cop is having lunch at some restaurant while on duty... say... Yoshinoya. And as he's having his lunch, he receives a radio call telling him that there's a robbery in progress... Do you think he would first finish the remaining food? Throw it out? Or get a bag for to-go?

9. "The wisest thing a wise man can do is to surround himself with people wiser than him." - (I don't know?)

[07.05] - Two days prior, I filled up the tank with the lowest grade of gas for a long drive down to San Diego. The cost of topping it off was $38.34. After returning from the trip, I topped off the tank once again with the Premium. Strangely, the price was, once again, $38.34.

[07.07] - Stopped at a red light as the first car in line. I looked to my left, there were three and only three black cars heading toward the right. I looked to my right, there were three and only three white cars heading toward the left.

[07.09] - Stopped at a red light at a busy intersection. There were two pretty hot girls waiting to cross the street. I looked for a "mere" 10 seconds or so, turned my head to look at the light again, only to catch a glimpse of the passenger of the car left of me checking them out as well. He immediately noticed that I was looking at his direction, and quickly gave me the raise-eyebrow with the smile that says "so you saw those hot babes too huh?"

[07.09] - Had another adventurous dream last night. I was shopping at a grocery store. Two fat assassins tried to take out this girl standing next to me. They shot, and missed. Somehow I had a silver .44 revolver on me and I chased them down to a yacht as they tried to escape. It turned out it was P.Diddy's yacht, and Beyonce too was on there. The two assassins tried to go below deck and as I went down the stairs after them, I lost grip and had to grab on to the thing closest to me to regain balance. What it was turned out to be P.Diddy's abdomen. He looked at me, displeased, and said "Dude. This isn't cool." Did I also mention that the two fat assassins were, in fact, one of my roommates whom I really hate and this fat guy who is with this girl whom I have a crush on?

[07.12] - Was watching VH1's "Metal Mania." Thought to myself that I have never seen them play any Scorpions on there before. Fifteen minutes later, "Big City Nights" came on.

[7.16] - While trying to get dinner at Yoshinoya tonight, I was caught in line between 7 local sheriff - 4 in front of me, 3 behind... all with their uniforms with guns and everything. For that five minutes of my life I felt as if I was either the most important political figure or the most dangerous criminal in America.