I start my new job on Monday and my wife is out of town for the whole weekend. I will be causing trouble. Don't worry, it will be very orderly trouble, but trouble none the less...First I will study before trouble. Then I will take a short nap - as trouble can be very tiresome. But after that - and after I brush my teeth and take my vitamins and do proper calisthenics...there will be trouble. I will not be out past curfew...as this makes my wife very angry, but until then there will be trouble. Also, I will not go out until 10 as to make sure I don't overdo it before I go home, BUT within this unholy window of a couple hours I will cause what I like to call 'concentrated' trouble - as my trouble-causing time is very limited. As I must be very efficient with my trouble causing time I will not drink as this takes away from my focusing abilities for which I need to cause trouble. And, I cannot meet my friends tonight as they will only distract me from my trouble-causing priority. As my doctor recommends, I will not go to the bar to cause trouble as this troubles my athsma, which causes me trouble. SO TONIGHT! - I will stay home, lie in bed the whole night, and watch a movie about causing trouble. eeeeeeh

I feel very small yet very devious!