As you may have already noticed, at the top and bottom of the whichever site you're on Movietome is no longer listed. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that's a sign that CNET has called Hospice on Movietome.
Not much of a pulse anymore. Sleepin with the fishes. Kicked the bucket. Bought the farm. Facing the firing squad. Aaaah...burnt the toast? Traded on margins for too long? Dropped out of college? Road the wooden roller-coaster? Didn't bet on black in a Wesley Snipes film? Went the way of the buffalo! Got trumped. Took a dive. Went in the red. Bet on the wrong horse. Went to that big blogosphere in the sky. Went skydiving without a parachute. Went scubadiving without an oxygen tank. Went traveling abroad without a VISA? Got traded to the Royals. Got traded to the Dolphins! (sorry Dolphins fans, not sorry Royals fans!) Broke down on the ol' information superhighway. Worked at Enron! Went the way of HD DVD! (its downfall was that it sounded stupid when you said it...) It said that Matrix II & III couldn't possibly be worse than the first! Didn't like the smell of freshly cut grass? Worked in an office building that was insulated with asbsetos? It fought the law and the law won. Played the bad guy in any Bond film ever made... Played any father on Law & Order SVU. Didn't store nuts for the winter. Stored too many nuts on an episode of Law & Order SVU. Played a side character on Star Trek and went down to the planet with Kirk and the gang! (big mistake) The pots came back empty on Deadliest Catch. It followed Lock on Lost. You faced the monster on lost and you weren't Lock or dreaming... It was boring as Season 2 of Lost. It yelled back at Chef Ramsey on Hell's Kitchen. It didn't have a six-pack on Shot at Love II. It slept with Bret too early in the show on Rock of Love II. It had a raspy voice in any cartoon during the 70s or 80s or 90s. Donald Trump wasn't attracted to your power on The Apprentice. Your partner was attracted to you on Beauty & the Geek. It couldn't let go of your quest for power at the end of any Indiana Jones movie. It was a quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings! Its dead in the water! The water in any horror movie its in just turned to blood and you're not the attractive but intelligent blonde main character. You have carnal relations with anyone early on in any horror movie. Takashi Miike is directing the film its in. (You're bound to die no matter who you are...) It has anything to do with any film Uwe Boll has ever made ever. It was a clever sitcom and the network its on is Fox. It is its last day on the force and it has a wife and two kids. Its getting too old for this... Vin Diesel thought it sounded like it was good idea for a movie. It was a sports car in a Michael Bay movie and it didn't transform into anything else!
Goodbye my old friend. Good luck in that big blogosphere in the sky. I'm sure whatever God is runnin this fiasco watches movies too...![]()
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You should start using Gamespot or Tv.com though. They are pretty good
You going to still stick around TV.com?
Nice to here from you btw.
Metacritic has always been like that though. It doesn't really parallel the other sites very well. I imagine they may end up changing it somehow down the road.
My one thought was that they may turn Metacritic into Movietome a little bit because it already has somewhat of a loyal following. If the transferred the rankings and reviews to MetaCritic and adjusted how MetaCritic was set up a bit - that would kinda make sense...You think?
electricpeppers
I think it was about time it "died"!