Since you've been gone I thought about growing a mustache and decided I wasn't that old yet.

Since you've been gone I haven't missed any of my favorite shows BECAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN ON!!!

Since you've been gone I learned to play the guitar again, fell in love again, lost interest in guitar again, and got dumped...again.

Since you've been gone I think I must have quoted Battlestar Galactica 1000 times. People get very confused when a drunk guy walks up and asks if they want to frak behind the dumpster. A select few think its pretty funny, a great majority beat me up behind the dumpster. I don't think they had the meaning down.

Since you've been gone i learned to make running a part of my lifestyle again, then I lost interest in running again, and now I'm just a fat man with really skinny legs.

Since you've been gone I tried to combine my 2 new hobbies and my one old one, running on a treadmill, playing guitar, and being a drunken idiot.

Since you've been gone I've gotten into alot of new bands. Welcome Cursive, Band of Horses, The Shins, The Postal Service, Iron & Wine, The Arcade Fire, Minus the Bear, and a few others. Thankyou for helping me realize the radio is the devil and that I need to grow a beard and smoke weed.

Since you've been gone Tavaris Jackson has been demoted to clipboard holder and Gus Frerotte is the new leader of my favorite Minnesota Vikings. We're comin! Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear!

Since you've been gone I managed to catch the first two episodes of Heroes and while I think they are struggling to figure out where they're going with the series at times, this new season looks much better than the last. Although I will say I enjoyed Hiro's storyline and I like the blonde bad guy. What happened to him again?

Since you've been gone, not only did I not catch up on the latest fashions, I actually got worse - much, much, worse!

Since you've been gone I actually fell for a junkmail advertisement. I thought it was someone from highschool. It was not and I also highly doubt that she just wants to meet new people and has main interests in partying and just having a good time. I feel like an idiot but have gained a common talking point with other idiots across the globe. Way to make lemonade Mark!

Since you've been gone the economy has turned for the worst! If I had any money to invest I would probably care more.

What have you been doing since I've been gone?

Hi!

I haven't been around for a really really really long time! For anybody that might actually remember me I started a new job about three months ago and haven't been on here since.

So how are things going around here. Anything interesting happening?

Anyone actually remember me?

Well, if not, hello new faces!

I start my new job on Monday and my wife is out of town for the whole weekend. I will be causing trouble. Don't worry, it will be very orderly trouble, but trouble none the less...First I will study before trouble. Then I will take a short nap - as trouble can be very tiresome. But after that - and after I brush my teeth and take my vitamins and do proper calisthenics...there will be trouble. I will not be out past curfew...as this makes my wife very angry, but until then there will be trouble. Also, I will not go out until 10 as to make sure I don't overdo it before I go home, BUT within this unholy window of a couple hours I will cause what I like to call 'concentrated' trouble - as my trouble-causing time is very limited. As I must be very efficient with my trouble causing time I will not drink as this takes away from my focusing abilities for which I need to cause trouble. And, I cannot meet my friends tonight as they will only distract me from my trouble-causing priority. As my doctor recommends, I will not go to the bar to cause trouble as this troubles my athsma, which causes me trouble. SO TONIGHT! - I will stay home, lie in bed the whole night, and watch a movie about causing trouble. eeeeeeh

I feel very small yet very devious!