... and what a first day it was!
Well, as you all know, this has been my Half Term! Yesterday I went to my friends halloween party. I dressed up as a witch and I have to say I looked pretty good - compared to usual anyway! We slept over and then we decided we'd go shopping.
We were catching the bus at the bottom of my road, and this is were my day got, well, interesting is one way to put it!
We were standing and waiting for the bus when we noticed this Year 5/6 hiding and watching us. Like he was a spy or something. Anyway, I was getting really annoyed after about, well, 5 minutes of him impersinating James Bond so what happened next goes a bit like so :
Me - J***s kid, go rent Mission Impossible
*He hides some more*
After about 2 more minutes
Me - Oh my God! Leave us alone - we can see you!
Him - F**k off!
Friend 1 - Ohh, scary!
Friend 2 - Yeah I'm so frightened of the little pain in the a**
Me - You know, you remind me of someone!
*He lifts up his top*
Me - Oh, sexy!
Friend 3 - Oh my God, he looks like TV. You know, with all the ribs and everything!
*We all laugh*
We turned away and talked for a while
Him - Why don't you look over here
*He moony's us (pulls down his trousers and shows us his a**)*
Me - Wow, thats mature
Him - Shut your mouth!
Me - F**k off!
Him - Shut your big, fat, hairy tinky-winky
Me - I don't have one and neither do you
*He pulls down his trousers. Front end. Yeah, I know*
Me - I've seen bigger.
His face was priceless. It went on like this for a while, including leaves and rocks, both being thrown by him BTW.
Then our bus came and he went.
I went to 'dance' tonight - It was great. I know my Grisabella part of by heart - we're doing CATs - It's sooo much fun.
Well, guys, have a good time
Franki xxx
Comments
No, he wasn't 5, he was in Yr 5, like your fifth grade or something - about ten or eleven!
Mel-Belle