I found these at another forum and Decided to post a couple of  them.

#14-You Are Different and That's Bad

#21- The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator

#25- Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

I'll post a few every once in a while 

Enjoy!

Just thought I would update since I haven't in a while. I have missed hanging around here and now that summer is here I have more time. yay! I am still trying to catch up on the topics at the ER forum but I think I should just give up on that and just go with the flow. Anyways I'll write more later.

Random info:

check out  pandora.com and dafont.com

apparently New York City was rated #1 as the most polite city out of 35 major cities 

if you use a whole pack of mentos and a bottle diet coke it will explode and you mix them up ( Saw this on Good Morning America)

Sorry for going on and on

I have been back for about two weeks and only found time now to write. I have been so busy trying to catch up on homework and stuff but I guess that is what you get for going on vacation, not that I am complaining! I must say that I almost didn't come back because I did not want to leave. What surprises me the most though is that I am gone for 3 weeks and the boards are booming. So many topics and stuff to catch up on. I have missed posting on this forum and I must say it is good to be back. But I might not get to write so much because they are starting to prepare us for exams and standardized tests . I will post some pics later as soon as I figure out how to get them of the dang CD.

By the way here are 2 story type joke things my cousin from egypt forwarded to me it:

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her

"Honey, what's for dinner?" ;;;;"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story

The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us ..!

Why some Women are not married yet!!!! 
 
To all my friends who are not married yet... You will agree with this. MUM&
DAD - this is why I am not married yet!! 
  
 
              
   1. The nice men are ugly. 
               
  
   2. The handsome men are not nice. 
               
 
 
              
  3. The handsome and nice men are not normal. 
  
  
               
  4. The handsome, nice and normal men are married. 
  
  
               
   5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money. 
  
  
              
 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think  we are only after their money. 
  
  
               
  
 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 
  
  
               
 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat normal,
don't think we are beautiful enough 
  
                 
 
 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are normal,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 
  
  
                
 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have
some money and thank God are normal, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!! 
               
 
  11.The men who never make thefirst move, automatically lose
interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS
MEN?