Seriously, I've got some aches over here that'd kill a human. Lucky for me, then, that I'm a boat.

I just got wind that there's some new Jaws game out there that turns the tables on the classic original and has the kids playing as the shark. THE SHARK AIN'T THE STAR, BOAT IS THE STAR.

Memo to my agent: Bernie, call me you jackhole, you really F'd this one up BAD. No, you know what? Don't call. You're fired.