I have been bored for the last 10 minutes. Its very late at night & I can't sleep. My cat won't get off of my lap. He is very heavy. Believe me if u tried 2 pick him up u would most likely brake something. Nothing good is on tv. At least I think nothing good is on. I can't get up. I'm right next to a computer obbviesly. I want to do something that does not involve typing but my cat Larry ways a ton. How do you usualy get a fat lazy cat off of your lap? Don't say move him he is to heavy for that.