Hello! How have you guys been? I've been..........yeah>.> LOL, Grams has been driving me nuts! Seriously, she threw her dirty panties in my face yesterday!! THE HORROR!!!!! But, today, Grandpa payed a visit! W00T! And the fighting began.......

Me: 0.o o.0 Grandpa???! WTH have you been!!!!

Grams: Damnit!!! I thought you died days ago you f****!!!

Grandpa: Hello to you too wh0re! I knew you came here!!!! Always bothering these poor kids!!!

Alex: Grandpa, she made me wash her!!!

Grandpa: Good lord! Your a brave boy. You survived the jelly rolls and saggy ass!

Gram: F**** you!!! You really shouldn't be talking idiot! It takes you 10 minutes to even find your d*** to take a p1*s!!!

Keira: Hey!! Fight in your own damn house!

Grams: Hey Keira, I'll give you 1 cent to got f*** the mailman since you already did SO STFU!!!!

Keira: WHAT!! OMFG, I'm about to b**** slap right now!!!!

Me: *holding Keira back* WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL!!!!!

Grandpa: It's okay kids! Grandpa will handle this!

Grams: YOU?! You f**** limp wrist, saggy piece of crap!

Grandpa: Heh. Keep talkin'. In about 2 seconds I'm going to put my foot so far up your @ss your hemroids will scream

Alex: OMG!!! OMG!! TEH OWNAGE!!!!!

Grams: Little man who talks big words! Alright I've had it! I'm gonna kick you in your b***s so hard you'll have freakin v*****!

Alex: TEH COMEBACK!!!!

Me: OKAY! There will be no kicking of the ass or b***s today! Seeming as guys are MARRIED, you had to love something about one another! Grandpa?

Grandpa: She had great t**s That are now hanging [ast her knees like f**** stockings!

Me: *sigh*Gram Gram?-_-"

Gram Gram: He was a good f*** That has since turned into nothing because that thing in between his legs is a piece of crap!

Gandpa: It's perfectly fine!

Grams: How would you know??! You haven't seen it in years!!!!:Evil:

Me: *sigh*I'm going back to bed-_-"