Today, we had a Sports Expo so peeps would get interested in sports more. I WANT TO BE AN ARCHER! At Camp, I got the Bullseye! My group had Archery, Basketball (Ugh!), Netball, Javelin (Plastic ones), Long jump, AFL, NRL, Hockey, all that jazz. I liked Rugby League the best, but they were handing out book name tags with my least favorite team! (Queensland). Yes, I live here, but I like New South Wales better.

And now, what would happen if I didn't have Autism, (Thats right, I have Asperger's Syndrome).

I would be better at Maths because I extremely suck at it.

I would be bad at spelling and reading, because my special needs make my intelligence higher.

I wouldn't be such a Cry-Baby.

I probably wouldn't be a Kid At Heart. (I like Spongebob, Disney movies, etc)

I would be nicer to people.

I would be more responsible.

My IMAGINATION! probably would be very little in kiddy terms.

That's all I can think of for now.

I really want Rabbids Go Home and Zelda Spirit Tracks! BUt...with a Ghost Zelda as a sidekick?

Goodbye for now!

-A Random Baby

*throws other random babys at users who comments with the following letters : R,S, A, E and F.

No one welcomes me?

Anyway I'm back. *eats Choo Cho0 Bar*

Anyway, We (my class) met Mr. Jack Dempsey, which was cool. We saw political people argue a lot at Question time, Anna Bligh........I don't think I should be writing this down.

I threw up on the Tilt Train *spews on everyone that didn't welcome me*

And got souvineiers from the ScienCentre. The Place was awesome! I pickjed up a 80 KG fridge with a string, made music, swore in the talk-hearing things, got dizzy and got my head on a platter of fruit. IT looks like my head is actually chopped off! Its at Brisbane by the way.

SUCH A LONG WALK THOUGH! Oh yeah, we ate! And Drank!

At school we made kites! I made the simple diamond shape ones out of a garbage bag, twine, fishing line and bamboo sticks. It worked well. I might upload a picture one day.*starts to sing Let's Fly a Kite*

And I got a New Ringneck! (Bird)

The tilt train had a radio in the armrests, so I listened to the Comdey Station and Kids Only Station. Why Kids? I am a kid at heart okay? There were songs like Goofy Goober, Where's Gary?, Chim-Chimmery, Eat It, Michael Jackson songs and a P!nk song that isn't suitable for kids. I mean, fighting and S***? I don't think so!

WELCOME ME HOME OR ELSE! *doesn't show anything harmful*

I kept annoying me arch enemy to change to different stations in the Tilt Train fo him to listen. HE STARTED TO DANCE TO GIRLY SONGS, KIDS SONGS AND OPERA! They also showed a movie called The Fox And The Child and Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which was prety funny.

And now to teach some history *whispers*(woman histroy)!

Everyone: *groan*

Me: SHADDUP! *throws chair like in The Spongebob SquarePants Movie*

Women finally got the right to vote in 1893, starting at New Zealand.

Women weren't allowed to be artists once, though someone kept on painting with huge interests in flowers, painting secretly.

Women were not allowed in music!

*gasp* Shame on you men! Just kidding! I have nothing against men, exept that my rival is a male.

And that I wish I wasn't single.

How many people have a W.I.F.E ?

Wired

Intergrated

Female

Electroencephalograph

(I spelled it right I own the episode)

AT 11:00PM I GO HOME LAST NIGHT!

Iam watching Spongebob now.

Goodbye! And Warning: Welcome me or esle!

-Lauren.

I am going to Brisbane tomorrow at 5:00AM and come home this same day at 9:15 PM For an excursion to see Political people do their stuff and go to a science centre. You better miss me!

And this is the reason why I cannot be a Newspaper Reporter:

BIG NEWS!

By Sandy 23/11/09

Nothing simple in life taste like Chiko rolls. Mmm....Chiko rolls.....*drool*. Errm..anyways...wait, why am I writing this down? The Blaziken Gijinka was okay, though I have Austar that can show SatAM. Sonic wins again, yet Patrick forgot to say Hi to Spongebob. There are toys on my TV, but they do not beat Peanuts. Oh Goody! An Ad about Bi-Lo's price cuts....Hey an Asian girl! Who cares about trousers for $30. Hamish and Andy Re-gifted( A Xmas Show) and I see an orange envelope. They Ghost tracked, as shown in Australia and possibly America. They were on The Jay Leno Show once. Why is Hamish Smelling A $20 Note? And Andy is smoking one? Oh, its that money thing were they put it in peoples pocket without the people knowing. AAH! NAKED ANGEL VERSIONS OF THEM! Wait..why am I going on topic? Oh Right! The Big news. Well, there is none. White Collar. Sounds like a cool show though its past my bedtime. Commonwealth Bank ads make Americans look like idiots, which is good to laugh at, though I hope it doesn't offend anyone! Ferrero Roche? Is that how you spell it? Hey, what that smell? My Mum made me a sandwich. My head is like an Ice cream cone, except point, pointy, pointy, pointy.............Who cares?

Get Real with Eagle Boys! That is what Dave Hughes says. And he does not suck! Healthy cigarettes! That is what Hamish & Andy found in The Future A.K.A Japan. HE HAS AN iPHONE JUST LIKE MY DAD! Speaking of which, I had sushi today! With salmon, carrots, ham, chicken, rice, soy sauce and seaweed. SAMURAI! Andy lost his hat! Man bras? I don't want to see! *watches* What? Futurelicous! HARAJUKI LIFESAVER AND CRICKET PLAYER?? AAH! The Square root of cake? ITS CREAM! And the right angle is pie. I am a BubbleBuddy to Schultz38. Yay! A Home Soda Factory Called Soda Stream! I forgot to take an shower today! *everyones dies of stench* Was it something I said? Angry Angus? I knew it sounded Scottish, because I have A Brother Named Angus! CAPITAL LETTERS RULE! Visit subway.com.au for no reason! Bet 24/7. The Sport of Winning! Poetry in Bloom? What the Hell? Oooh! Fortune Shortbread! What is Van Diemans Land? It is what Tasmania used to be called. Wow! Tasmanian Tiger and Tasmanian Devils Rule! UPTOWN GIRL! Ok, that was weird....anyway Hamish's Xmas sweater is painted on, its very obvious. Why does everyone like Twilight? Who lives like a barnacle under the sea? PATRICK SEASTAR!

Hey! That guy took my Underpants! *kills random user with overalls* COWS AIR IN THE AIR! Wait...this isn't Kansas? Oh well! Oh! Nice Sunset! *Gasp* Spongebob Square Roots is on! Patchy The Pirate elected himself for the Spongebob fan club! Looky! It's Eric Bana is on The Castle! I have no homework this week since we are very busy! A YELLOW SPONGE STOLEN FROM BURGER KING? In Australia we call it Hungry Jacks WE STOLE A BALLOON! And? Bunnie turned into a Rabbot....Doesn't that matter? Ok...Maybe it doesn't...what about cookies? Everyone LOVES cookies! Except the obvious...Did you know Cooie means Little cake? AND I HATE CAKE! AAAHHHH! *explodes*

Yes I know that was wierd...Anyway good bye for a day!

-THE KILLER KITTY!