First of all that has got to be on one of the top ten of saying lame........things. My brain isn’t really working well. Funny how it times out like that right around when school is starting.

Oh, I’m back from vacation! If you haven’t noticed then you haven’t missed me for two reasons. A~You’ve never met and really have no desire to. Or B~You’ve met me but hate me guts. And could really care less if I went to hell for a permanent vacation. Now be honest, which one is it?

I’m in a weird mood right now. Not happy, not sad, and not ticked off about something that rubs me wrong. I’m blissfully living life right now and I’m going to enjoy it as long as possible damn it!

So much for and anger…….

I just got back from my month long vacation with my Father and a very short amount of time with my Grandparents.

1.I’m not very fond of my Father.
2.I really enjoy spending time with my Grandparents and should spend more time with them.
3.I could never be a cook for a future job.
4.Nor a maid.
5.I must start waking up sooner to claim the bathroom while I’m at my Father’s.
6.I need to get an alarm clock that sounds like a fog horn to wake me up.
7.My Brother is one of the greatest people ever. And acts like family to me.
8.I cannot eat pork.
9.And red meat.
10.Mustard sucks. As do many condiments.
11.My family is not normal and could never and should never be on a TV show.
12.I hate tomato juice with every taste cell in my body.

If this offends you in any way feel free to say so. I can add you to my list of ‘Ticked Off People By Melissa’. Eh, so much for my mood.

Of course I can’t get over my uncle. No matter what you say the two questions he asked are NOT normal in ANY way. He asked, quote.....
1.Do you have a boyfriend yet? Hell no!
2.Do you have a nudist camp up where you live. God forbid that ever happens!

My family in a nutshell. Actually my family in a nutshell would be different because this is just my Father’s side of the insanity. I really need to get to bed.

As for now! Hello, I really don’t plan on staying up very long. But I’ll be here tomorrow!