Definitions to Life

The great definitions to different parts of life. Wonderful, and strange.

Now you are probably thinking somewhat along these lines, ‘What the hell?’ on my topic. But wait and see, it should make sense, because I’m not really sure what I meant by the title either.

I swear that some many things that we are forced to do make no sense. Like school, or church, many other things. Some consider it another thing in life that we are required to do every day for the rest of our frickin’ lives, but I disagree.

I once liked to learn, but school can make me hate it so much. I don’t care if I need to know this stuff, so the teachers say. How come my parents have no clue on what I’m learning half the time? Well because they don’t use it at all, yet you people still insist we learn all that crap. It’s ludicrous.

Church and all the morals that we are forced to learn. Church is boring most of the time. And if you go to those youth groups were kids are supposed to be nice and kind souls; you get a bad wake up call. I really wonder what kids are worse, the ones that are bad but don’t lie to themselves, or the ones at church who act good and such. I’d really like nothing to do with those hypocrites. Respect the elders, make many friends, be good and submissive. Like I will *EVER* do any of that. The elders always are breathing down my neck, for many reasons; I do something wrong, they are right there to rub it in my face, or they think I’ll let them touch me. Think again. The kids can be backstabbers, and the little kids are as annoying as hell. No way do I want to stick around them; I’ll stay by myself thank-you-very-much. And if you haven’t noticed, submissive doesn’t work well with me.

Alternate definitions,
Church~
1.A congregation 2.A specific Christian denomination (The Presbyterian Church)
Church~Alternate Definition~
What you have to get dressed up for so you can be bored for an hour at a morning service
School~
1.An institution for instruction or education of children or young adults
School~Alternate Definition~
1.A place were teens have to learn stuff adults never use but say we will need someday
2.An early hell