First of all that has got to be on one of the top ten of saying lame........things. My brain isn’t really working well. Funny how it times out like that right around when school is starting.

Oh, I’m back from vacation! If you haven’t noticed then you haven’t missed me for two reasons. A~You’ve never met and really have no desire to. Or B~You’ve met me but hate me guts. And could really care less if I went to hell for a permanent vacation. Now be honest, which one is it?

I’m in a weird mood right now. Not happy, not sad, and not ticked off about something that rubs me wrong. I’m blissfully living life right now and I’m going to enjoy it as long as possible damn it!

So much for and anger…….

I just got back from my month long vacation with my Father and a very short amount of time with my Grandparents.

1.I’m not very fond of my Father.
2.I really enjoy spending time with my Grandparents and should spend more time with them.
3.I could never be a cook for a future job.
4.Nor a maid.
5.I must start waking up sooner to claim the bathroom while I’m at my Father’s.
6.I need to get an alarm clock that sounds like a fog horn to wake me up.
7.My Brother is one of the greatest people ever. And acts like family to me.
8.I cannot eat pork.
9.And red meat.
10.Mustard sucks. As do many condiments.
11.My family is not normal and could never and should never be on a TV show.
12.I hate tomato juice with every taste cell in my body.

If this offends you in any way feel free to say so. I can add you to my list of ‘Ticked Off People By Melissa’. Eh, so much for my mood.

Of course I can’t get over my uncle. No matter what you say the two questions he asked are NOT normal in ANY way. He asked, quote.....
1.Do you have a boyfriend yet? Hell no!
2.Do you have a nudist camp up where you live. God forbid that ever happens!

My family in a nutshell. Actually my family in a nutshell would be different because this is just my Father’s side of the insanity. I really need to get to bed.

As for now! Hello, I really don’t plan on staying up very long. But I’ll be here tomorrow!

As you might know (And if you don’t then you will) I hate modern day fashion. You might ask why. Well I can give some good reasons why. Beware, I’m entering rant mode.

As first I’m ticked off over almost everyone that I know at the moment. I got into an argument with my step father on bathing suits, and to just rub it in stuck me in a spot that I had to go to the beach. First, I would never, ever wear a bikini. Unfortunately for me, that’s almost the only things they make nowadays. Even sadder than that is the fact is that they all look like a ravage swarm of moths got to every damn one. My point, I won’t wear them (Or it, which ever you prefer).

Now I bet a lot of guys are saying “I don’t mind bikinis at all.” Go figure, your not wearing that little sliver amount of clothing. I’m sorry, (Well not really) but a guy who looks (Scratch that, ‘stares’) at a girl wearing a bikini looks really desperate. For the love of God, what do those girls think when they put one of those things on them. “I feel so pretty, not to mention sleazy, but don’t tell my mom.” Well, apparently the moms enjoy the fact of strange men staring at their stomachs, breasts, and asses. Not my idea of a good time.

Mothers should set an example, for instants, you can get male attention without wearing those clothes. And those men that do stare at girls like that aren’t worth it anyways. They notice you for your body parts rather than your personality. That stuff is only skin deep, or for some women, not even that considering they’re plastic.

Bottom line, I’m through with bathing suits. I would rather spend the rest of summer than put on one of those things.

Modern day clothing sucks. I mean all the clothes I see are pink, blue, or that damn hot pink. I refuse to where any of that. For starters, all the colored clothes don’t fit me (I like black, red, white, and gray thank-you-very-much), and they also tend to reveal skin. Much skin. If you really want to dress like that do that in a room with some guy. But please don’t force me to look at your skin. Get pants that fit you right, get a shirt that covers your breasts, or at least holds them. Get a REGULAR bra! Not one that has nipples put into it or running around without one. And can you even breathe in those clothes; they’re hanging on you like a second skin, maybe worse. It looks GROSS! Whoever invented this fashion nowadays should be burned.

I’m just ticked that my step father has to rub in the fact that I refuse to wear one of those things. And ‘my friends’ gloat on how much fun the water is, and how nice it is. I don’t want to wear one, though that’s never enough. Everyone has to say something, even older people complaining on how I need to wear a suit. They say I look so beautiful in the water, which I admit, I love swimming, but of course my cousin and his friend (He isn’t my cousin at all really, he is only related to me by my step father, too bad he’s getting a divorce with my mother) began nodding very fast. So, on instinct I go into a room and begin playing video games. Screw it, I’ll refuse to swim, I don’t think I’ll even search for a suit anymore.

I’m just upset how on this girl’s birthday (Which is today) invited me to go to the beach knowing I didn’t have a suit. Then having my step father saying how I should really do that for her birthday to be nice. I already took her to lunch damn it! Of course I go though, just being a nice person although I wanted to kill them all. I got so bored that I just left and went to play video games. I said it a couple of times, but screw it, screw it all, and damn it, I want to live with a new family!

The great definitions to different parts of life. Wonderful, and strange.

Now you are probably thinking somewhat along these lines, ‘What the hell?’ on my topic. But wait and see, it should make sense, because I’m not really sure what I meant by the title either.

I swear that some many things that we are forced to do make no sense. Like school, or church, many other things. Some consider it another thing in life that we are required to do every day for the rest of our frickin’ lives, but I disagree.

I once liked to learn, but school can make me hate it so much. I don’t care if I need to know this stuff, so the teachers say. How come my parents have no clue on what I’m learning half the time? Well because they don’t use it at all, yet you people still insist we learn all that crap. It’s ludicrous.

Church and all the morals that we are forced to learn. Church is boring most of the time. And if you go to those youth groups were kids are supposed to be nice and kind souls; you get a bad wake up call. I really wonder what kids are worse, the ones that are bad but don’t lie to themselves, or the ones at church who act good and such. I’d really like nothing to do with those hypocrites. Respect the elders, make many friends, be good and submissive. Like I will *EVER* do any of that. The elders always are breathing down my neck, for many reasons; I do something wrong, they are right there to rub it in my face, or they think I’ll let them touch me. Think again. The kids can be backstabbers, and the little kids are as annoying as hell. No way do I want to stick around them; I’ll stay by myself thank-you-very-much. And if you haven’t noticed, submissive doesn’t work well with me.

Alternate definitions,
Church~
1.A congregation 2.A specific Christian denomination (The Presbyterian Church)
Church~Alternate Definition~
What you have to get dressed up for so you can be bored for an hour at a morning service
School~
1.An institution for instruction or education of children or young adults
School~Alternate Definition~
1.A place were teens have to learn stuff adults never use but say we will need someday
2.An early hell