Whatever. Facts:

1: Right now I'm playing Fire Emblem on my computer Emulators rule.

2: My Avatar RPG Character has a pregnant Girlfriend.

3: My girlfriend and I are both virgins (well, I am, and she says she is).

4: Uh... I learned to play That Aladdin Song on the piano.

5: I love doing this to people.

Now, who to tag?