Okay I stole it from Hirundine. You just go to google and type in your name followed by random words. (Hirundine explained it better so you can look at hers if you want to do it.)

Jillian's needs to do something besides her all alone, unrelenting mourning.

Wow, I must be pretty depressed . . .

Jill looks like hell, because it's seven-thirty and she hasn't had a shower

That's probably fairly accurate . . . except that in America 37 is really cold.

Jillian does Candy Shop

I can just see me going into a candy shop and eating like everything in the store. Although they were talking about the 50 Cent song, which I can't see me doing.

Jillian Hates Santa (okay, so it was the second one)

I don't REALLY hate Santa. I LOVE Santa, LOL!

Jillian goes to an abortion clinic

Doubtful. I wouldn't get an abortion (not that I think it shouldn't be an option, I just couldn't do it). And I'm not pregnant anyway . . .

Jillian loves her fans (also the second one, but the first one didn't make sense)

Ooohhh, does that mean I'm going to be famous?

Jillian eats banana baby food (second one again, the first one was too inappropriate)

Um, I don't think that will happen. Unless I'm trying to feed a baby or something. I don't much like bananas.

Jillian has more $tyle than me!!

I doubt I have more $tyle than anyone. I'm not very stylin'. LOL!

Jennilee and Jillian died Dec. 30 about 10 minutes apart in the same hospital

So does that mean if I stay away from any Jennilees on December 30th I will never die?

I guess Jillian can do everything because Jillian can't find anything about Jillian can't on google

So there you go!