I liked RE4, but it really wasn't that scary. On the other hand, I'm too much of a puss to play through my copy of Resident Evil REmake because of a certain thing. Actually multiple certain things, that are the size of cars, and are also dark, hairy, and have eight legs.

Well it looks like oversized spiders are making a triumphant return to RE5. Though they aren't quite as big as RE's previous arachnids, they still scare the cosby kids outta me. To tell the truth, I'm actually kind of happy that they are back, because RE is meant to make you cry.

Good thing I'll now be playing the game during the day, with all the lights on, and with at least one other person in the room. Cause I'm a man damnit