Dick. I wasn't expecting much from GDC until this clown started hyping up a big surprise announcement yesterday. The Iwata keynote came and went this morning with that new Zelda DS game, but nope, it wasn't that. It was going to be a big multiplatform announcement.

It turns out to be a CoD MW2 teaser, which is cool on it's own, but should never been hyped like this. It's a teaser trailer for an already announced game, wow. No gameplay, just some vague setting material and a release date. This game would have been better off if it was unveiled at E3 with some gameplay to back it up, and one less media monkey looking for attention.

I liked RE4, but it really wasn't that scary. On the other hand, I'm too much of a puss to play through my copy of Resident Evil REmake because of a certain thing. Actually multiple certain things, that are the size of cars, and are also dark, hairy, and have eight legs.

Well it looks like oversized spiders are making a triumphant return to RE5. Though they aren't quite as big as RE's previous arachnids, they still scare the cosby kids outta me. To tell the truth, I'm actually kind of happy that they are back, because RE is meant to make you cry.

Good thing I'll now be playing the game during the day, with all the lights on, and with at least one other person in the room. Cause I'm a man damnit