And I thought I should share. Or at least vent.

It started at 5 AM as I was driving to work. Guy in a van started tailgating me. He had room to pass, but he apparently thought tailgating was more fun. Then the road narrowed to one lane and he was stuck behind me. And what does Auntie do when someone tailgates her? That's right! She does the speed limit exactly. In this case it was 30 mph. Muahahahahaha.

When it finally opened up to 2 lanes the loser in the van finally passed. And what was on the back of the van? One of those "how am I driving" signs with a truck ID# and an easy to remember website. Again with the mauahahahaha.

Then at work this clone of Tish's stupid cow head gave me her work. (Wow is that a strange sentence for the uninitiated. ) I had to do it because she had other work to do. Or so she said. Never trust the stupid cow heads of the world.

I was also supposed to have a conference call training session for life safety (fire drills.) I yell "get out of my way the building's on fire"...er, I mean I monitor the stairwells in the case of an emergency. Anyway, the call wouldn't work right and I wasted time trying to get that fixed when it really was unfixable.

Then I went to put money on my parking card for the train lot. The machine took my $20 and then just sat there. I hit cancel and got a receipt for a refund. I went into the station and they said I had to find a white truck outside. Apparently only the city could refund my money. Think I found any white trucks?

Then I stopped for gas. That went fine at first. No explosions or anything. When I was leaving though a stupid bitca soccer mom cow head cut me off. She pulled up to another pump like she didn't even see me. She boxed me in so I had to back out. She kept ignoring me even though she obviously saw me. I pulled up next to her and yelled "thanks so much for letting me pull out!" Bitca said, "You're welcome."

I don't remember what happened after that. Next thing I know the cops are showing up...