1- We do not hate you, you are in no way inferior to us!
2- If you post a stupid Topic most likely you will be made fun of, The only way to prevent it is to not post stupid threads.
3- CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! Typing in all caps will get people angry.
4- Dont be afraid to look at some old threads. they might have the info you  need or the "spoilers you are about to post"
5- If someone makes fun of you just let it go. It will save you further humiliation.
6- If you do not know why someone is making fun of you refer to rules 2-5.
7- Take it easy and have a great day!