I'm bored, listening to Blind Guardian, A Night at the Opera, Precious Jerusalem, whilst talking to Slorgy over msn about some Japanese crossdresser that tried to fit in with a school crowd...
I hate u, life >:E
Life sucks and I just finished half of a Hot-Pocket.
Because I no hungry for sick, I hungry for HOTPOCKETS!
My story review movie thing begins when I see Transformers. Me and my family are watching the previews. Now, normally I wouldn't pay attention to such things, but this "1/18/08" thing caught my eye. Scenes of flying statue heads, the backs of a monster, and some hot (and not so hot) chicks at a party. I wasn't sure what "I should have thought about, so I kicked it off of my mind 'till I see these articles on the internet, blogs being written, and people shouting "What the phouk is this thing?!" Then I realized w hat I wanted to think. What IS the monter? What does it do? Where does it come from? Why is it throwing a statue's head? Is it pissed at the French for giving us something so expensive and then putting it in his lawn?
A couple weeks before release and one picture has everyone going *AHH* insane!
So everyone believes that this is the real moster. No. NONONONONONO. NO! This is just a sketch of what a person thought it would be, but everyone on the internet just has to be persistant/stupid/both (wtf 4ch?) and think this is the real thing.
So on release day, some *BLAG* takes his camera phone and records 30 some seconds of the monster and posts it on Break.com. I would show you, but I won't for fear of spoilers and GS getting mad at me copywriting 
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Saturday, me and four of my other friends go to see the movie, just to get this monster ordeal off of our backs. It turns out the movie was very well put together. Given you can stand the fact that the camera is moving around more than a fish out of water. The reason that the camera moves so much is because J.J. Abrams is a great director and wanted you to experiance what was happening. He wanted YOU to be the camera. This way you can feel the activity of the movie and such.
The two things that will flick off you head is the length of the movie, and the very end. Again, I would give the ending, but I don't like giving spoilers lest I'm going to want to make you mad. But, if you do go see this movie, pay attention at the very end, and you will see something falling from the top of the screen. This was supposedly a real satellite that fell during the making of the film and was a pretty cool easter egg, I guess.
All in all, the movie was grand and I would recommend seeing it, if you have the time and money. 4/5.
