Hi there. This here is the first of what I hope to be a daily series of insightful, original, and fantastic Blog posts.

I'll start by reporting a dilemma of mine: I would desperately like to the editor of something... some show, or some person. But all the cool editor spots are taken! Grailwolf pretty much had Angel under his wing, thousands of points away from the next closest person, and all of the other quality shows are under similar regimes. And don't get me started on the (usually not well kept) person guides. Editors have pumped up their points on those guides by adding worthless and unorganized trivia that's bullet-ridden with grammatical errors (and how I loathe grammar mistakes!).

I'd love to take the helm of guides for such great actors and actresses as Hugh Laurie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Kristen Bell, Conan O'brien, Denzel Washington (bestest actor ever), and Morgan Freeman (bestest voice ever), but it seems nigh impossible to accomplish such a task. Even if I were to surpass a lazy or inactive or dubious editor, I would need to garner eighty points more than whatever amount they've accumulated.

*Sigh* The life of a peasantry is the life for me.

EDIT: Wow, I've just realized I have had my profile blocked, presumably since I made my triumphant return. Totally accidental and unintentional, I assure you, and I'm dreadfully sorry. Then again, no one probably took notice in the first place.