Well, I think it is. Anyway while looking up horror movie info, specifically Halloween, I came across some funny stuff. One of them put the movie killers in categories and even listed some things about certain characters. Here are my favorites:

Michael Myers:



Occupation: Escaped mental patient

Interests: Stalking family members, masks, Disney on Ice

Favorite Weapons: Knives

Weaknesses: Usually only active around Halloween which gives
about 360 days a year to beat the snot out of him, limited range of
vision, fried foods

Jason Voorhies:



Occupation: Vengeful freak

Interests: Machetes and other edged weapons, whispering “Ch-ch-ch…Ha-ha-ha…” while stalking, anime

Favorite Weapons: Machete, anything available

Weaknesses: Momma’s boy, vulnerable to water, Detroit Lions fan

Chucky:



Occupation: Possessed murderous doll

Interests: Trying to put his soul into a living child, hacking apart adults, oil painting

Favorite Weapons: Knives & other available weapons

Weaknesses: He’s a freakin’ doll. Kick him.

Pumpkinhead:



Occupation: Vengeance demon

Interests: Stalking teenagers, revenge, stamp collecting

Favorite Weapons: Tooth, claw and brute strength

Weaknesses: Linked to a human, not very intelligent, German porn

Zombies:



Occupation: Undead flesh-eaters

Interests: Moaning, stumbling, classical theater

Favorite Weapons: Tooth & nail

Weaknesses: Slow, blows to the head, cannot resist disco music

Here is the  entire article.

The Shutupicrat

by Lore Sjöberg

Hey! Political pundits! There's a hot new ideology making its way through Internet chat rooms and discussion groups!
Meet the Shutupicrat!

He's a liberal!

"Those KKK rednecks should just shut up and go back to ****ing their cousins."

He's a conservative!

"If black people can't get seated at Denny's they should quit whining and go to some other restaurant."

He's a libertarian!

"I'm tired of screechy parents trying to ban video games just because their own stupid brats are mental cases."

He's an authoritarian!

"If protesters don't want to get beat up by the police, they should stick to protesting in their own living rooms."

He has keen insights into the global scene!

"Why aren't all our enemies dead yet?"

But through it all, he dreams of making the world a better place.

"I just want to download topless supermodel pictures in peace, dammit."

p.s. f.y.i. BS stands for the name of the website where this satiric piece is from...Brunching Shuttlecocks. Just needed to mention for the ones who might misconstrue the shortening of the name to suit their own controlfreakish needs....you know..."THEM"!

p.s.s.f.t.w.a.l. If you don't know "them...just ignore this. If you are "them"...don't take my completely paranoid beliefs to heart.

But a pretty damn funny picture too. 



I was looking for some 'Legal Drug' pictures...which are hard to find, btw...anyway, I came across a site for people against cops using dogs to violate the constitution...something like that. I didn't really care...I clicked for the twisted pic.