In just a few short days, I will have been on GameSpot for an entire year. So expect an epic blog on Thursday featuring a can of tuna, some touching comments from yours truly, and yes... another video. "Epic" may not be a strong enough word for this one. I'll have to invent a new word for it, but in the mean time, get a spare pair of pants ready, cuz you're probably going to soil yourself. Okay, now that I've raised your expectations much higher than they probably should be, I can continue with this blog. 
First and foremost... I got tagged TWO more times since my last blog. I'm not giving out 20 more things about myself, though. 40 things in less than a week is too much!So, here are ten very brief facts about me... all of which are true this time! Nothing sneaky this time!
1. My ears are pierced.
2. I have played Final Fantasy 13 
3. I've given up on the Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles series. After 2 crappy games in a row, I've lost all faith.
4. I suck at bowling.
5. I got a new purse yesterday. 
(yes, there is a story there)
6. I'm talking to Marrium1 on Windows Messenger right now!
7. I ate Panera Bread for dinner tonight.
8. My desk is currently a mess. 
9. I'm wearing a black AE shirt and jeans. And socks. And though Tomatoes95 devoted an entire blog to it, I'm not gonna discuss my underwear.
10. Yes, you read that right. Tomatoes95 devoted an entire blog to my underwear. Why? Because he's every bit as insane as I am.
...but does it match my outfit?
So... Courtney's little cousins had a charity bowling event last night. I guess it was for their swim team or something. I don't know. I'm not usually charitable cuz I'm a horrible person. But I did donate $20 to their team so I could embarrass myself for 3 games of bowling. Believe it or not, I'm not good at everything! And I'm absolutely TERRIBLE at bowling. 
I managed to score a 29, a 68, and a 46. Every time I threw the ball, the f***ing piece of s*** seemed to head straight into the **** **** **** ******* *** ***** **gutter! 
As you might imagine, Courtney kicked my ass. Even worse... Courtney's little cousins kicked my ass. And they're like... 10. But it was all for a good cause, and I did get some ICP and free pizza out of the deal. And probably lost 10 years off my life due to all the smoking going on in there 
Good thing Lexie didn't come!
Anyway, I got my revenge later in the night when they started doing the raffles! There were all sorts of great prizes like gift certificates to restaurants that I'd never heard of, coffee mugs, beach towels... and... yes, my friends... I WON SOMETHING!!! In the very first drawing, no less. 
I WON A PURSE!!!!! An ugly purse, too. Nobody wants it. Courtney didn't want it. My mom didn't want it. Not even my sister, who is so greedy and evil that she'll steal candy from a baby, refused to take this from me. So now I have to lug the thing around....... 
And I just changed purses, too.............................
Oh, what's that? I can just throw it in some random closet and forget about it?! 
I think I'll do that instead.
And finally... in celebration of Aidan Week, here are my Top 12 Video Games! With no explanations.
12. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
11. Donkey Kong Country 2
10. Mega Man X
09. Mass Effect
08. Yoshi's Island
07. Chrono Cross
06. Super Mario Galaxy
05. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
04. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
03. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
02. Final Fantasy XII
01. Tales of the Abyss
Comments
*inserts new batteries*
You...you got a purse!?!?!?
*laughs like a clown high on caffeine and dies again*
Seriously man, that...was TOO funny. XD
It ws epic! And I'm not insane!! *maniacal laugh* Oh, if you don't want the purse, I'll have it. (Cheap Christmas presents, here I come! )
Heheh and before you wrote your scores I still thought I was the worst bowler ever, but now...... 
Also very good top 12, some of my favorites are on there. And how the heck did you to play FFXIII?
And that is a grandma purse! And it's too small! And I'm not exactly fond of that floral pattern on it.
AHHHHH!! MY PURSE!!!
It matches my green mohawk and blue goatee doesn't it?
*in a hoarse voice*
Anyway, you'd beat me in a bowling game, I'm worse- I accidentally scored a strike................... in the other person's lane.
I wanna get all the easy achievements I missed cuz I was stupid the first time around!@LuigiRulze:
Thanks man @Marrium1: I have to say, I don't like bowling anymore
And Wind Waker is great, isn't it? ... and how the hell does that purse match my eyes? My eyes are BLUE! @Desulated: I'm glad *someone* that it was funny @Tomatoes95: Yes, the underwear blog *was* awesome And if you want the purse, you can HAVE it! Five hundred dollars!!! Plus shipping to AU @GameBlender: Yeah. I figured, why should I have to explain why these games are great? They *ARE* great and need no explanation
And DKC2 is awesome, isn't it? I loved the stages in the bee hives!@red0584: That was GlitchSpot, not me! For some reason, it likes to delete spaces between words after I write my blog. Spell checker usually catches it when words run together, but not when words and punctuation run together
Besides, I don't trust anyone to peer edit MY work @hank_101: The purse is now hidden away in the closet with the vacuum cleaner. So I'll never see it again
And nobody wants it cuz it's UGLY
I still have the orange and purple ones, though. And I have a Mega Man X GC controller, which is freaking sweet! Oh, and I played FF13 with a controller @neil_2468: Thanks
@Courtney817: You did too kick my ass But it was for a good cause. Your cousins needed the money! @Out-Of-Ammo: You're the first one to admit to being good at bowling
And it *is* ugly, huh? @shadowslayer956: Wow! You really are worse than me! While I had no problem getting the ball into the gutter, I could never get it to bounce OVER the gutter @Paul_GameFury: I don't even know if I want Lexie to have something like that! But... I'll hang onto it, just in case Grandma purses come back in style @koopa_shell: Dude. If you're jealous, I'll *GLADLY* give the purse to you!
Maybe it would have been better if you didn't win anything at all Oh well, perhaps you can use that purse to carry the other 10 purses you bought.
Cant wait for thursdays blog it better be good or I wont comment
@Ultimate_Hero: Oh man... the pressure is on. Now I have to write a good blog so you'll comment!@Tomatoes95: I did *not* get that purse for free. I had to pay like... $5 to get in the raffle!
@reo-117: I just started my second runthrough of Mass Effect yesterday. I'm trying for the Paragon this time. I have to say... it's not as much fun as being evil. Still, great game!
EDIT: We're six minutes into the One Year of Aidan celebration, if you live on the east coast anyhoo.
AlmightyMax