So today I bought CoD: WaW. I wasn't particularly arsed about getting it but all my friends had it so i though "what the hell!"

Anyway, i started on the Campaign and then got a message from 2 of my mates on joining them in an online match. In about 54 minuets got to level 8.

Now, I'm not particularly good at CoD. I have a kill/death ration of under 1.0, but that's a pretty good time to get to level 8 (as far as I'm aware!)

Now we bring in my friend...

Meet Jimmy. The 5" 7, 16 year old with a bigger ego that Hitler You ever see the episode of Friends where Ross asked out everyone in Central Perk, multiple times and keeps getting turned down...? Well that's Jimmy! He is obsessed with CoD, but only in the way that if he keeps playing, he'll have a higher level than the rest of us... which is sad.

My friends tell me I got some skill, getting to level 8 that quick. Personally i have no clue, but not long after reaching that (i was so happy I put it on my comment box!) Jimmy-nob-head sends me a message with the exact word: "I don't rush games like you do. I enjoy them." My friends also say that he sucked MAJOR ass on his first FEW days! And... His favourite weapon is a sniper rifle!

He on several occasions had sat up till 4 in the morning on a college night, playing CoD5, just so he can feel superior.

You can't rush CoD5 online!!! It's all down to two simple factors, skill and luck. I have no skill, so it was luck. When he say's "rushed", what does he want me to do?! Not kill anyone for my first week and then start with only a pistol?! Actually, yes, he probably would so he can get higher.

Would you agree this silly little boy is a complete tool?