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Log Entry 12.09.19

We have received more devastating news about the fall of Zebes. Not only was Ridley severely injured in the battle against the Hunter, but General Kraid also engaged the female hominid, and he was completely destroyed in the subsequent destruction of the underground compound. Trooper patrols searching for any remains of supplies, intact data, or personnel found only a horn, one of his claws, and his skull cap. Evidence also suggests that Mother Brain was destroyed in the blast. NO traces were found of the bio-mechanical organism, and being stationary in nature, could not move to escape.All research is gone, there are no survivors left, and all earlier assumptions in logs left on research frigate Orpheon are confirmed.

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