I'm just saying I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry I am who I am.
I'm sorry the way I am offends you.
I'm sorry you have to grind your teeth everytime you see me.
I'm sorry you have to put SO much effort into keeping me down.
Honostly this is all my fault.

But most of all........
I'm sorry you wasted your [worthless] life trying to "fix" me while I spent mine living.

Really I should be thanking you.
Thanks for caring so much! I'll see you all in hell a**holes!

PS: By the time you realize none of its true, it'll be far to late!