"My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, is nice!"

"My wife is dead?......High Five!!!!!"

"Why you call police? Did retard escape?"

I guess what im trying to say here is.......

"Very nice how much"

Kirsten Dunst: hot

Maria Sharapova: hotter

Jessica Alba: f***ing bangin!!!

T.O. : sucks

Jarhead: crappy movie

Saving Private Ryan: better movie

Gas prices: still outragious

Monkeys: amazing

Porn: also amazing

Monkey Porn: strangly disturbing

Samuel L Jackson: the man

Johney Depp: also the man

Clerks 2: funny

Quinten Tarintino: crazy

System of a Down: awesome band

Wolfmother: another awesome band

Pearl Jam: the greatest band ever

Drawn Together: retarded show

South Park: funniest animated show on TV

The Simpsons: rides 2nd to South Park untill they clean up they're act

Woodstock: hippys!!!

Halo: best game out there

Republicans: wrong

Global Warming: sucks

Paris Hilton: sucks

Me Getting Kicked Out of Gamespot For Offending People: priceless

...for everything else theres Master Card

Master Card commericals: amusing

So its come to this, the last dance. For all your support and all your kindness....it comes to this. Why, you might ask, or I pretend you ask. Whats the point? Theres no need for this, nobody cares anymore, its just wasting my time....hang on......hello?......yes im buissy right now!....no no no im not doing that......NO.....why?....alright, alright good point......no, you cant tell Niel Patrick Harris to suck my left n** cause im not doing it!......ok...ok....yeah, thanks.....just put something together real quick...see you at home baby.....sorry, my wife Jessica Alba was just informing me on my commercial status. So where were we...umm....crap, i forget. The point is you can all go.....Damnit Boxy! Get down from there!....No! No! dont you point at me....dont you point! Okay, whatever, just go ahead and light up....yeah, yeah thanks for commenting by the way. Well, now i will bid you f***ing adu......