Xenon - Coming Fall 2011

What I want in the next Microsoft console:

16-Core CPU (or two parallel 8-core CPUs)
4-Core GPU (4 GB dedicated VRAM)
8 GB DDR3 RAM
250 GB SSD (Solid State Drive)
Option to download any game to HDD, with standard hard copy also available
Seamless backwards compatibility with all Xbox 360 games, including those from XBLA
1080p standard output via HDMI 1.4 (the future HDMI...), although SD also available
< $30/year online service with dedicated servers for all games (or optimized P2P architecture)
Blu-Ray Disc Drive
Built-in Wifi (N) + Bluetooth
Super quiet fans
99.7% reliability rate
Only 1 SKU option
$600 launch price
Identically designed controllers to Xbox 360, but built-in rechargeable batteries with ~75 hour life and 10 year life span (under normal usage)
Upto 8 controllers connected at once
Ability to have different colour LEDs for each controller (selected in preference menu)
Standard wireless Bluetooth microphone with console
Jet black and chrome finish for console
Ability to record gameplay video straight to the HDD, or take screenshots (dedicated controller button)
Use external flash drives as memory unit
External media can be connected to stream content (music, video, and pictures)
...and a bunch of other awesome things


The ultimate console, agreed? Although a "little" farfeteched, I'd love nothing more than to see this available in the Fall of 2011. Comment what you want, or are expecting in Microsoft's next console.