This is a collection of stories about me myself and i and our exciting missions together to fight crime and wrestle world domination from the hands of evil siamese pirates and speech impediment stricken cyborgs. The stories come to an explosive climax in which we decide to go our seperate ways and involves a 30minute gunfight and a milk float which had been hijacked by salmonella stricken terrorist who try to take over the world by poisoning the global Sunny D supply