So...It's my birthday on Tuesday.  And since all of you probably want to celebrate it with me and give me a gift, I thought I'd make it quasi-possible. 

I want to keep my address anonymous, so, instead of sending me a present, buy yourself one!  That's right, Tuesday, March 20th is AFWorm's Birthday, an unofficial holiday to be celebrated by all my friends and aquaintances and perfect strangers who just want to buy themselves a gift.  And since it's MY birthday, you can't just buy a gift from anywhere!  Your gift must come from www.thinkgeek.com.  After you buy yourself a generous and mighty thoughtful gift.  Tell me about what you got yourself for me.  I'll be so greatful for the gift (even if I already have one).

Get yourself anything from thinkgeek.  Just don't sing that boring, hard-to-remember birthday song!