Screw Hillary and Obama, Tobi the Demon Possessed Scroll for President!

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Resident Sage
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DISCLAIMER: Warning, excessive amounts of sarcasm ahead. No matter how serious it may sound, anything below this point is meant to be taken as a joke. You have been warned.

This song completely revolutionizes the way I look at Marth.

Only a little though.

Now, this is a story all about how
My Marth got flip turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I pwn noobs all day using Marth's forward air.

In the west side of Altea born and raised
On Final Destination was where I spent most of my days
Short hoppin' and gimpin' and tippin' all cool
And takin' some random online scrubs to school
When a couple of noobs
Who were up to no good
Started qq'ing in my neighborhood
I powered up my Wii and they all got scared
They said 'You're not allowed to use Marth cuz he has a broken forward air'

I whistled for a smash ball and when it came near
I broke it with a fair and all the noobs shed a tear
If anything I can say this final smash is the s*it
And I thought 'eat this you qq'ers LOL CRITICAL HIT'

I put down my controller 'round seven or eight
And I yelled over vent 'Yo homes brawl ya later'
Time to eat dinner, but never despair,
I'll be back on tomorrow to spam some more fair