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Wednesday, Oct 21, 2009

Yeah, that's kind of weird, isn't it? Wanting to see bad movies? Well, for one thing, I'm curious, just to see how bad they are. Also, I might like them.

Remember my blog about what you think is the worst game ever? What I said about opinions applies to movies too. For example: Twilight. Many, many people hate it, but the other half like it. Also, even a masterpiece like Star Wars, someone might not like it. Same thing.

So here are some of the flops I am interested in...

1. Last Action Hero (1993) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O' Brien, Robert Prowsky

Now, this one has an interesting premise, a young boy named Danny winds up in a movie with his favorite star, Jack Slater (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger). Danny knows how movies like this work, so he knows how everything is going to happen. When the movie is over, though, both Danny and Jack return to the real world where Jack realizes things aren't quite the same in real life...

It didn't do well at the box office, and was given a negative review by the Nostalgia Critic, but it looks interesting, even though the ending is kinda crappy, but it still looks cool and I wanna see it.

2. The Love Guru (200 Mike Meyers, Romany Marco, Verne Troyer

This is one of the more recent flops; I saw the trailer for it, it seemed interesting enough, but what really drew my attention to it, was the fact that it won the 2008 Razzie Award for Worst Picture.

I've heard that "Most of the humor in this movie is just obsene puns and ridiculous sight gags". Wow, now I'm REEEEEEEEALY curious... If this isn't the best dumb film ever, I don't know what is!

3. Batman & Robin (1997) George Clooney, Chris O' Donnel, Arnold Schwarzenegger

This is considered by many to be the worst film of all time, let alone worst Batman movie of all time. Many hated it for being campy, silly, and just plain weird... I guess it wasn't a good idea to use one of the worlds darkest figures.

But I don't think a film like this should be taken seriously, it was more intended for younger fans than the hardcore. I definitely want to check this one out!

One more thing... I saw the Super Mario Bros Movie recently...

IT IS AWESOME!!!!

No joke...

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Thursday, Oct 15, 2009

I just sorta felt like throwing some funny crap here just to let you know I'm not dead... here's the key to the shows...

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The Brak Show

Space Ghost: Moltar, flush the lake...

Moltar: We don't have a lake.

Space Ghost: Good work.

Frylock: (holding a book) Look, just give this a chance, okay?

Meatwad: "The Tiniest Bullfrog"... there, I'm done. Now come on, wrestling's on.

Frylock: Hang on Meatwad. (opens book) There's a little more...

Meatwad: Aw, wait. You gotta open it now? When did they start doing that?

Brak: Hello, my name is Brak!

Brak's clone: Hello, my name is Brak!

Brak: I live in a house down the street!

Brak's clone: I live in a house down the street!

Brak: I'm wearing clean underwear!

Brak's clone: You are not...

Brak: You got me! (both laugh)

Conan O' Brien: "Space Ghost" is a space man who died and became a space ghost. Now, I know you don't want the kids knowin... but you died, baby. You gotta... get down with that.

Space Ghost: NO!

Conan: FACE IT, SPACE GHOST!

Space Ghost: NO!

Conan: You're a space man that choked on a muffin!

Space Ghost: That, sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins!

(beat)

Conan: Oh, I'm sorry.

Space Ghost: You're thinking of Muffin Hunter; he's different...

Frylock: Meatwad, get off the road; it's dangerous.

Meatwad: Uh-uh; this here's my road when I is in it, and I'm in it.

Frylock: Who told you that?

Meatwad: Master Shake.

Shake: Ahem!

Meatwad: Oh, um... Captain Master Shake.

Shake: Of...?

Meatwad: Uh, in a... planetary traffic safety squadron patrol...

Shake: Which unit?

Meatwad: All units.

Shake: Except...?

Meatwad: Except... Jupiter and Spain; unless otherwise noted.

Shake: Good, we're learning something...

Brak: Mr. Tickles, how do y- how do you think Thundercleese is going to take this?

Mr Tickles: Oh god, he'll tear your arms off!

Brak: But I love my arms! That's where my hands live!

If you want to, I'll post some more, maybe...


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Thursday, Oct 8, 2009

Yep, another movie blog... I don't know, I've been feeling movie-ish lately...

There have been many remakes of old films in the past decades, such as the Pink Panther, Planet of the Apes, The Miracle Worker, or my personal favorite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...

Many think it really doesn't hold a candle to the original, I don't mind, it's really just its own story. The old one is more of a colorful and charming musical, while the new one is a quirky and demented fantasy. I like 'em both, but the new one is really cool too.

So, what's your favorite remake? And hey, since we're doing this, why not tell me your least favorite? The ones that really dissapointed you, or the ones just seemed like two hours of eye candy (no pun intended).

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