Greetings whoever dares to read this 
Or bothers anyway. It's been an awful long time since i've made a blog, i know and i apologise to the one person who actually reads them. Well, 3 from the looks of things. Whatever; not much has happened since last time, i've visited several railways since but now am currently taking a break from trips. I've been occupying my attention with several new shows, such as Reaper and Dirty Sexy Money (Anyone watch those by any chance?) but of course, my attention has been turned to my latest videogame, GTA IV. I'm not gonna say too much on it as i'll be treading over worn out track but it's frankly brilliant, not just for a videogame, but as an experience. Oh and my birthday's coming in about.... well, tomorrow, actually. Woo for me i guess. But i'm just bored so i'm doing this survey thing that Charlie begged me to do. Well, if it really makes you happy.....
1. Have you ever met anyone named Curtis?
No, i have not. What a silly name; if i ever meet anyone called Curtis, i'm gonna mock him. That's right, Curtis. I'm watching you. And you better watch out. 
(No offence to any Curtis' here of course; you're awesome)
2. Have you ever tried to fix your television?
No, because my television is so awesomely reliable that there is no reason to fix it..... mostly. It did have a few minor niggles but i didn't want to sabotage it with my shoddy skills or lack of- 
i mean i knew that the TV could not stand the brilliance of my amazing technical abilities. Yeah....
3. Have you ever eaten anything with a smilely face on it?
Gingerbreadmen, they're always cheerful. Sometimes ordinary men. Not quite as sugary and not smilely either. What does smilely mean anyway?
4. Have you ever been lost in the desert?
Can't get lost somewhere I haven't been; except in my...mind, i guess. Ah, the Sahara.
5. Can you stand on your head?
Can you please get a girlfriend, maybe so that she can help you come with a remotely sensible question? If you do have one, then she clearly sucks, get a new one.
6. Have you ever been dumb enough to eat a dollar bill?
We don't have them here so i guess they count as exotic cuisine.
7. Has your dog ever bitten you?
Never. Partly because I don't have one. Except in my mind, his name is Door. Oww, Door, quit it!
8. Do you think that you live in a parallel universe and the other side of the mirror is the real world?
Wait, seriously? That's the real world?! Amazing.... it all makes sense now!
9. Ever thought about robbing Wal-Mart?
But everything's so cheap there. Even if i did, my loot would be worth about 5 bucks. Or 10 quid, whatever.
10. What's the longest time it's taken you to finish a chocolate Easter bunny?
Can't remember as i haven't had one..... well as long as i can remember.
Well, hope you've enjoyed this quiz, approximately none of the question have been answered properly but approximately none were that great anyway. Ciao, it's been a blast. 
P.S this was done entirely in jest, so mr/miss/it creator of this quiz so no, the questions weren't that bad, they were actually pretty amusing, apologies for my crappy answers, and your girlfriend doesn't suck, in fact she's pretty good, may I please?