Ummm.....i guess mint cause my mom liked mint, and this one time my mom took me to the carnival, and i ate food and got on a ride right after i ate a cheeseburger and i barfed, and my uncle Kracker told me y i barf too much, and i told him that idk, but u don't know my Uncle Kracker, but i'll tell u who he is, my Uncle Kracker is my uncle, and when my mom was out of town my uncle took care of me, and at nights my uncle read me stories, like this one time he told me a story of an Elf who farted a lot, and took a dump in his adult diapers too many times, and then he told me that the Elf was really my grandpa and my grandpa kicked my uncled in the nuts, and i laughed..........so now u know wat my favorite flavour of gum is

It started off when i was watching tv......then i was walking.....and i saw a carnival.....so i went to the carnival....and there was a freak show, so I went inside.....and I saw Fat Joe! Then he started speaking and he said "I didn't had anything to eat in the last 5 minutes!" and i was all like "OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!" and he ate me in one bite.....and that's when I woke up!

I was on planet MI-ANUS and my trusty buddy, Chewbacca, was there with me. We were battling Star Troopers and droids. I was afraid that i was going to die! Then I felt like I was about to give up, but then Chewbacca said "ROOOOAAARR!" He made me believe in myself again! Then I took over MI-ANUS, thanks to Chewbacca! AND I SALUTE CHEWBACCA FOR MAKING ME BELIVE IN MYSELF AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING BUDDY!