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Dear Readers, For those who read my personal blog, I responded to all your comments in the comment section. Thanks again for leaving comments. But there are more pressing matters at hand...... Transmission: Skrutop
Director Garces, Salutations; this is central processing unit 31160618. I would introduce myself, but I know that you are already intimately familiar with my designation. As you have no doubt... Directive Log: 666
Felicitations Sentient Beings, This processing unit ( 31160618 ) apologizes for taking a brief work-related hiatus. For the fourth executable directive, this processing unit ( 31160618 ) has... Bloggarific Blogtastic Blog-O-Rama, Boasting Blow-Out Bombasts!!!
Dear Gamespot, I'll be gone for the next four days. I hope you have been enjoying everything here; again, I'm terribly sorry about making the sound on that video too loud (will account for this... Transmission: Foolz3h (2)
Long has science fiction explored the phenomenon of preserving a working human brain (or simply a human head) in a jar, but let me tell you, it is not a pleasant experience. Though I am... Guilty Pleasure: RAMBO!!!
Dear Gamespot, I'm not gonna lie. I'm the typical badass, heterosexual, red-blooded Republican: hunts Bambi when given the chance, hangs out with whiskey drinking tomboys, chows down charcoaled... Tribute to Alex Navarro
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Jan 8. I awoke to the general compliments from my family, and after eating breakfast, I decided to surf the internet briefly—as it can be quite stressful to be complimented for two hours... Martin Luther King Jr.
Dear Gamespot, For many Americans and those who know a little about American history, today is a very sacred day that bears the name of a person who needs no introduction. There have been more... Transmission: ThaSod
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Dearest residents of the outside world, I am writing to express my most sincere and heartfelt appreciation towards my benevolent overseer, that is to say, central processing unit 31160618, with... Using the Washroom Safely
Dear Gamespot, I'm sorry that I haven't written to you in four days (college -> less time); I sincerely hope that you've enjoyed the directive logs. Just to let you know that all human... Transmission: Bozanimal (2)
It's worse than I thought. 31160618, whoever or whatever it is, kidnapped me and brought me here. I still have no idea where the tunnels are, but the doors were open when I woke, revealing... Transmission: Bozanimal (1)
Please, please anyone, you must read this! If you're reading this, please help! I don't know where I am. I think I'm underground; it's dark, and there are lots of machine parts and dirt. There are... Safety and the Internet
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Felicitations Sentient Beings, From textual feedbacks to directive log ( 3.14159... ), sentient beings (insert names here) expressed conscious desire to be selected as a human representative. As... Directive Log: 3.14159...
Felicitations Sentient Beings, For the secondary directive, this processing unit ( 31160618 ) has been compiling cultural data from prolific Gamespot users to better extrapolate the target... Directive Log: 1729
Felicitations Sentient Beings, My human representative (insert name here) has become psychologically incapacitated. Under current encephalitic protocols, I have incinerated his/her brain matter... Driving in Bad Weather
Dear Gamespot, If you're like me, you'll be driving in some freezing sleet and iced-over roads to run errands, visit family and other loved ones, or to simply run away from errands, family,... Why I Believe in Santa
Dear Gamespot, I truly believe Santa Claus exists, but I also believe that we've been lied to about who Santa Claus really is. As a result, we all have some truly warped fascination with this fat...