So, in accordance with the rules, I have to write out five random facts about myself (all of which are true):

1.) I can dislocate my shoulder and pop it back into place without hurting myself.

2.) I have occasional bouts of mild tinnitus.

3.) "The George Lopez Show" is my favorite TV program.

4.) I recently decided to grow a mullet, and it's driving my sister crazy.

5.) I'm a licensed United States Ambassador under Eisenhower's People to People program.