Even though the Dutch claim to master French, German and English, this is what happens when businessmen try to speak English....

'I thank you from the bottom of my heart and also from my wife's bottom'

'May I thank your cock for the lovely dinner?'

'The wine is up!'

'We came over it' (We got over it)

'How do you do and how do you do your wife'

'You have been very helpy'

'We have discussed this under each other'

'We still have to suck one lid' (We still have to find one member)

'He had it not standing in his diarrhoea' (It wasn't in his diary!)

'I did went there before'

'My family and I lived many years in the outside world' (My family and I lived abroad for many years)

My oh my oh my!!