Since no one will read this, I can write anything I wish. Booger! Butt! Uh... Booger! Anyways, the political savvy and always outlandish Rhandi Rhodes has been my number one listen lately. She's a mega-meanie and may be downright wrong a lot of the time, but she has an entertaining show. Turns out Bush may have stolen the election. Evidence 1: Electronic voting machiens have no paper trail making a recount impossible. Evidence 2: Most of the exit polls were right in counties that used paper ballots and downright wrong where electronic voting was utilized. Evidence 3: Rhandi Rhodes named off several (around 20) counties that had more votes than registered voters in Ohio. Evidence 4: One county in Ohio had about 12,000 registered voters, 14,000 votes, and every single one of them was for Bush. Evidence 5: The breakdown of the vote in several counties in Florida matched the opposite of registered voter affiliation numbers. What I mean is counties with 75 percent registered democrats and 20 percent registered republicans voted 75 percent for Bush and 20 percent for Kerry. Evidence 6: MIT mathematicians came to the conclusion that the possibility of the exit polls being as far off from the actual vote as they were without any sort of voter fraud is 1 in 50,000. Evidence 7: To believe that Bush won Florida by as much as he is said to have won by is to believe that all of the conservative vote went to Bush, all of the independent vote went to Bush, and a lot of the liberal vote went to him too (i need to check this fact, it doesn't seem right, but it's what I heard). Foulplay perhaps? I smell a rat. Something's fishy. A fishy rat. Yeah... a rat ate a fish and a bear ate the rat and puked it up, and that's what it smells like in my room. Man, I should probably clean it. Maybe I'll keep writing in this journal, maybe I'll eat my own fingers. You decide.