I couldn't decide between Tucker or Jazz, so I chose to quote Vlad next. The fruitloop probably has funnier ones, anyway:

Vlad Quotes

1"I. AM. Not. A. Fruit. Loop!"

2"Stealing my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health..."(XD- therapy)

3"If any good came out of this is that ten years without ghost powers gave me the chance to see what a fool I'd been." (Aw, he's not half bad)

4"She just needs to- as the young folks say chill in!"

5"Oh, relax, Maddie! You're still my favorite!"

6"What is it you young folks say? Don't hate- congratulate? *laughs* Oh, what do I care. Go ahead and hate."

7"Mark my words, Maddie! No one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections and I will. Not. Get. A. Cat!"

8"You came to me. The only person left on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation..."

9"You gave us quite a scare there, little badger."

10"...And I am not a villain! All I wanted... was love!"

11"Of course I know you! You're the ghost boy who uses his powers for good!"

12"Oh, what an amazing, unexpected and totally unplanned surprise! Personalized gift baskets?"

13" *thinking Danny wants to join him* Really? *physical tears form* You don't...mean... *believes Danny's 'conformation' and holds his arms out for a hug*" (He was so happy there that I find it funny for some reason)

14"Oh, hello. *nervous* Plasmius. Vlad Plasmius. Did I mention I'm a huge fan of your work? *BOOM*

15"Oh, butter nuts. *explosion*"

16"And then I saw that marvelous battle suit and thought: since I can't just destroy Jack and take it I suppose I'll steal its secrets right out from under his nose!"

17"Of course! Why else would I say such a thing? I'd have to be some sort of oh, diabolical villain to manipulate you like that!"

18"...Spying illegally on the Fentons! My favorite!" (yep, he needs therapy)

19"Oh, don't mention it dear boy. If this keeps you happy then so be it! You know how much I care for you...Ha! Eat that, wimp! *blasts Danny in game*"

20"Ha! You missed me! *gets hit* "

21"...And I do so love games. Mwahahaha! I-I mean...have a nice day!"

22 "It feels good to use your powers on your enemies, doesn't it, Danny? *gets blasted by Danny*

23 "Oh, you're not? Using your powers to get back at people you don't like, throwing the first punch...you're more like me than you know!"

24 "In time you will join me by choice. You and your mother but for now... *clears throat* CURSE YOU JACK FENTON! YOU AND YOUR WORLD-RENOWNED EXPERTISE OF ALL THINGS GHOST HAS DEFEATED ME! *smiles at Danny* Until next time, son..."

25 "And if anyone asks...you're my sister's cat!"